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She dabaoofed me during the game show. I was so shocked I dropped my buzzer.

My dad dabaoofed my uncle after he lost the bet. He looked like he just got kicked out of the house.

My friend dabaoofed me when I lost the bet. I was so mad I yelled at the sky.

He dabaoofed me after I laughed at his joke. I couldn’t stop laughing and I fell on the floor.

My sister dabaoofed me when I took her phone. She looked like she wanted to kill me.

My dog dabaoofed my neighbor’s dog after he took my toy. He was so proud of himself.

'I walked into the bar and the whole place went silent. I said, 'What's the problem?' They said, 'You're the problem.' I said, 'I'm not the problem. I'm the solution.' And I left.'

My mom called and said, 'Your uncle got into a fight at the grocery store.' I said, 'That's not a fight. That's a warm-up.'

He challenged the entire football team to a duel. They said yes. He won. Then he called them all losers on Instagram.

'I didn't get scared when the zombie attacked me. I just said, 'You're not going to scare me, you're just going to be my snack.'

My friend got into a fight with a guy who had a sword. He said, 'You're not even a real threat.' Then he kicked him in the face.

He went to a haunted house and said, 'This place is so fake, even my goldfish could beat it.'

He walked into the class and the teacher said, 'What's your name?' He said, 'I don't need a name. I'm the name.'

At the party, he showed up and everyone stopped talking. He said, 'What's the problem?' They said, 'You're the problem.' He said, 'I'm not the problem. I'm the solution.'

He showed up to the gym and the guy at the front said, 'You're not on the list.' He said, 'I don't need a list. I'm the list.'

He got fired from his job. He said, 'That's not a problem. That's an upgrade.'

He lost his phone. He said, 'That's not a loss. That's a new adventure.'

He got dumped. He said, 'That's not the end. That's the beginning of a new story.'

He ran into a lion in the wild. He said, 'That's not scary. That's a little nap time.'

He got challenged by the whole school. He said, 'That's not a challenge. That's a warm-up.'

He fell off a cliff. He said, 'That's not a fall. That's a little detour.'

I saw a dabao in the park eating a sandwich and crying.

My cousin is a dabao. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

The teacher called me a dabao for forgetting my homework again.

My dog chased a dabao across the street.

That dabao tried to explain calculus to a vending machine.

I asked my friend if he was a dabao, and he said, ‘No, I’m just tired.’

My cousin got a job at their mansion and still couldn’t afford lunch.

They throw money at problems like it’s going out of style.

I saw one of them buy a car with a single finger.

They wear designer clothes while we wear rags.

Their dog got a gold-plated collar and I got a broken watch.

They live in a palace and I live in my mom’s closet.

They vacation in a private island while we go to school.

Their phone cost more than my whole year’s allowance.

They eat caviar for breakfast and I eat bread.

They spent a million dollars on a party and I spent a dollar on a snack.

Their mansion is bigger than my school.

They don’t count their money, they just throw it around.

They bought an island just to park their car.

Their parents give them a million dollars for a birthday.

They don’t even know what it means to be broke.

They paid for their dog’s surgery with a single credit card.

They have a whole staff just to clean their mansion.

They got a new phone and I got a new shirt.

He did a dab after getting a B on his math test. It was like he won the Nobel Prize.

She dabbed in the middle of the grocery store because her coffee was hot.

My dog did a dab after I dropped a sandwich on the floor. He’s not cool, he’s just messy.

He dabbed after his mom reminded him about his dad’s bad smell. It was like he was trying to mask the stench.

She dabbed in the middle of a screaming match. It was the worst kind of drama.

My brother dabbed after I told him he had a booger in his hair. It was a sad, sad moment.

He did a dab in front of his teacher after getting caught eating chips. It was like he was doing a performance.

She dabbed during a thunderstorm. It was like she was pretending it was a concert.

My dad did a dab after I told him he had a tooth in his soup. It was like he was trying to impress ghosts.

He did a dab after failing a pop quiz. It was like he was trying to escape the pain.

She dabbed in the middle of a fight. It was like she had no idea what was going on.

My cousin did a dab after I told him he had a hair in his mouth. It was like he was trying to hide the embarrassment.

He did a dab after getting a C on his science test. It was like he was trying to be the star of the movie.

She dabbed during a Zoom call. It was like she was trying to be a influencer.

My brother did a dab after I told him he had a sock on his head. It was like he was trying to be cool in a bad movie.