'I didn't get scared when the zombie attacked me. I just said, 'You're not going to scare me, you're just going to be my snack.'

My friend got into a fight with a guy who had a sword. He said, 'You're not even a real threat.' Then he kicked him in the face.

He went to a haunted house and said, 'This place is so fake, even my goldfish could beat it.'