Dabaoof

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When you drop a dad on top of someone’s big oof just to prove you think they’re weak and you’re the king of all baddies

My cousin dabaoofed me after I cried at a movie. He laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

She dabaoofed him during the final round of the battle royale. He got eliminated instantly.

My dog dabaoofed my neighbor’s dog after he took my toy. He didn’t even blink.

You slap a dad on a big oof like it’s a fancy pizza and you’re the only one who gets the extra cheese

He dabaoofed me when I failed the test. I was so embarrassed I went home and cried in my bed.

My friend dabaoofed her crush in front of the whole class. He turned red and ran away.

My brother dabaoofed my sister after she ate the last slice of pizza. She screamed and threw a pillow.

You throw a dad on a big oof like you’re giving it a standing ovation and you’re the main star of the show

He dabaoofed me in the middle of the dance contest. I was so stunned I forgot my moves.

My mom dabaoofed my dad after he forgot our anniversary. He looked like he wanted to disappear.

My teacher dabaoofed me when I talked back. I got sent to the principal’s office for the rest of the day.

You add a dad on top of a big oof like you’re the boss and the person is just a lowly employee who got fired

She dabaoofed me during the game show. I was so shocked I dropped my buzzer.

My dad dabaoofed my uncle after he lost the bet. He looked like he just got kicked out of the house.

My friend dabaoofed me when I lost the bet. I was so mad I yelled at the sky.

You throw a dad on a big oof like it’s a slap on the wrist and you’re the one who gave the punishment

He dabaoofed me after I laughed at his joke. I couldn’t stop laughing and I fell on the floor.

My sister dabaoofed me when I took her phone. She looked like she wanted to kill me.

My dog dabaoofed my neighbor’s dog after he took my toy. He was so proud of himself.