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Dabasseenee

When you think you’re the best at something, but you’re really just a joke with a bad attitude.

He said he could beat anyone at chess. He lost to a kid. Dabasseenee.

She tried to sing and sounded like a goat. Dabasseenee.

He bragged about his skills and then tripped over his own feet. Dabasseenee.

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Dabasseenee

When you try to be cool, but you’re just a mess with no idea what you’re doing.

He tried to dance and just looked like a confused chicken. Dabasseenee.

She tried to be a trendsetter but just looked like a fool. Dabasseenee.

He tried to be funny and just made everyone cringe. Dabasseenee.

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Dabasseenee

When you think you're king of the hill, but you're just a clumsy fool with a big ego.

He thought he was the strongest, but he got knocked down by a kid. Dabasseenee.

She tried to be the best at everything and failed at all of it. Dabasseenee.

He acted like a boss, but he couldn’t even tie his shoes. Dabasseenee.

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Dabasseenee

When you think you're a legend, but you're just a loudmouth who can't even do simple stuff.

He said he could beat anyone at anything. He couldn't even do his math homework. Dabasseenee.

She thought she was famous, but no one knows her name. Dabasseenee.

He tried to be a superhero, but he couldn't even lift a backpack. Dabasseenee.

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Dabass

A man who acts like a diva with a fanny. He wipes his butt like a girl after peeing, and he thinks he's the king of the bathroom.

My cousin is a dabass. He wipes his ass like he's doing a beauty pageant.

That guy at the mall is a dabass. He uses three squares and still thinks he's fancy.

My brother is a dabass. He wipes his butt like he's cleaning a princess's throne.

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Dabass

A guy so feminine, he'd be the main ingredient in a sandwich. People call him peanut butter because he's smooth and gooey.

My friend is a dabass. He's like peanut butter, smooth and sticky.

That guy at the gym is a dabass. He's got the body of a peanut butter jar.

My neighbor is a dabass. He's the peanut butter to my jelly.

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Dabasabada

telling a Karen that she should give a fisherman a big wet kiss

I told my Karen coworker to kiss the guy who caught my lunch

She said the fisherman was her ex and I said "then kiss him like he's still your ex"

I Dabasabada'd my mom for stealing my dad's lunch

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Dabasabada

yelling at a Karen that she needs to smooch a fisherman like it's a fire alarm

I Dabasabada'd my neighbor for parking on my lawn

She said the fisherman was her brother and I said "then kiss him like he's your brother and not your ex"

I told my Karen boss to kiss the guy who brought the coffee

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Dabasabada

making a Karen kiss a fisherman because she's a pain in the neck

My Karen friend had to kiss the fisherman because she was being annoying

I Dabasabada'd my Karen cousin for stealing my snack

I told my Karen teacher to kiss the fisherman because she was late again

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Dabasabada

telling a Karen that she has to kiss a fisherman or else she gets a slap

I Dabasabada'd my Karen sister and slapped her for being rude

She kissed the fisherman and I didn't have to slap her

My Karen friend got slapped because she didn't kiss the fisherman

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Dabasabada

making a Karen kiss a fisherman like it's a punishment from heaven

I Dabasabada'd my Karen friend because she broke my phone

She kissed the fisherman and my phone was fixed

I told my Karen boss to kiss the fisherman or else she gets a warning

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Dabasabada

telling a Karen that if she doesn't kiss a fisherman, I'll make her eat a whole pizza

I Dabasabada'd my Karen neighbor and she had to eat a whole pizza

She kissed the fisherman and I didn't have to make her eat pizza

My Karen cousin got Dabasabada'd and had to eat a whole pizza for being late

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Dabarrasing

To feel like you want to vomit and hide under a rock because something is so gross and awkward.

My cousin tried to kiss my dog and it licked his face. I was dabarrasing.

I saw my teacher eat a whole sandwich in front of the class. I was dabarrasing.

My friend told a joke that was worse than my brother's farts. I was dabarrasing.

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Dabarrasing

When you’re so horrified and ashamed you wish you could disappear forever.

I saw my mom’s old bra in the trash. I was dabarrasing.

My brother pooped in my pants during school. I was dabarrasing.

I told my crush I liked him and he said he had a crush on his dog. I was dabarrasing.

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Dabarrasing

To be so mortified you wish you could die from embarrassment and bad smells.

I had to eat my lunch in front of the whole school because my backpack exploded. I was dabarrasing.

I tried to do a magic trick and it backfired. I was dabarrasing.

I had to sing in front of my class and I forgot the words. I was dabarrasing.

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Dabarrasing

To feel so gross and ashamed you want to run away and never come back.

I saw my dad’s old socks in the trash. I was dabarrasing.

I had to present my report and my dog barked the whole time. I was dabarrasing.

I tried to do a dance and tripped over my own feet. I was dabarrasing.

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Dabarrasing

When you’re so disgusted and embarrassed you wish you could turn into a ghost and never be seen again.

I saw my brother’s old gym shorts in the laundry. I was dabarrasing.

I had to wear my sister’s old shirt to school. I was dabarrasing.

I tried to do a science experiment and it exploded in my face. I was dabarrasing.

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Dabarkads

A bunch of people who are tight as a bag of worms and never let you down even when they’re cussing you out.

My dabarkads would take bullets for me but still call me a f***ing idiot.

They showed up at my divorce party with a cake and a middle finger.

When I failed my math test, they laughed but still helped me cheat.

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Dabarkads

A group of people who are so close they could live in each other’s farts and still be happy.

They came to my house at 2 a. m. just to eat my mom’s spaghetti and call me a loser.

They voted me president of the school just because I gave them free soda.

When I got fired, they took over my job and gave my boss a wedgie.

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Dabarkads

A crew of people who stick with you even when you’re being a total a**hole.

They followed me to the mall just to mock my fashion sense and my life choices.

They showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was a genius.

They covered for me when I skipped school and stole the teacher’s lunch.

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