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An Indian person who yells at you like a mad chicken on a phone. They talk so fast, it sounds like a confused chicken in a blender.

He yelled, 'You are a waste of my time!' like a chicken that just ate a whole bag of chips.

She said, 'I will not take this anymore!' in a voice that could wake the dead.

He rambled so fast, it sounded like a chicken with a broken voice box.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The best weed. So good, it makes you laugh at your own jokes and forget your own name.

'I smoked dabbae and laughed so hard, my neighbor came out to see what was wrong.'

He said, 'That weed is dabbae. I'm high and I still remember my password.'

She smoked dabbae and started dancing in her pajamas.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you talk about yourself in a group, but you don't actually say your name. You just act like you're the most important person there.

She said, 'I got this!' even though no one asked her to do anything.

He acted like the whole group was depending on him, even though he had no idea what they were talking about.

She said, 'I'm the best at this,' even though she had never done it before.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A mean thing to say to scare people. Like telling them a ghost is coming to eat their brains.

'I saw a ghost!' he yelled, even though there was no ghost.

She said, 'There's a monster under your bed!' just to scare him.

He said, 'You're going to die!' even though he was just mad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A weird noise made when cavemen have sex. It sounds like a confused chicken that just got hit with a banana.

He made a 'dabbae!' noise when he saw a chicken on a banana.

She screamed 'dabbae!' when her brother tripped over a log.

They both yelled 'dabbae!' when the cave collapsed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabba is when you call your laptop a desktop like you're too good for the real thing

My laptop is a desktop. I'm not like the rest of you.

I said 'desktop' and my friend laughed. I called him a dabbie.

I think my phone is a desktop now. I'm that desperate.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabba is when you lie about your computer just to sound smarter

I told my mom I had a desktop. She said I was a dabbie.

He said he had a desktop. I know he just had a laptop.

My friend said he had a desktop. I asked him to prove it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabba is the worst thing you can be in college

I'm not a dabbie. I have a real desktop.

She's a dabbie. She uses a laptop.

He's a dabbie. He thinks a laptop is a desktop.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabba is when you're too cheap to buy a real desktop

I use a laptop. I'm not a dabbie.

He's a dabbie. He's too cheap for a real desktop.

She said she had a desktop. I called her a dabbie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabba is when you're too lazy to upgrade your laptop

I'm not a dabbie. I'm too lazy to upgrade.

He's a dabbie. He uses a laptop like it's a desktop.

She said she had a desktop. I said she was a dabbie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabba is when you're too dumb to know the difference between a laptop and a desktop

I'm not a dabbie. I know the difference.

He's a dabbie. He doesn't know what a desktop is.

She said she had a desktop. I said she was a dabbie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The sound you make when you’re so confused you don’t know if you should laugh or scream.

Dabayew? What the hell is that?

I heard 'Dabayew' and my brain short-circuited.

He said 'Dabayew' and I threw my coffee at the wall.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A loud, angry whisper you use when someone messes with your vibes.

Dabayew! You just ruined my day.

Dabayew, I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

Dabayew! I’m gonna get you back.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The way you talk when you’re pretending to be cool but you’re actually lost.

Dabayew, I don’t even know what that means.

I said Dabayew and now I’m stuck.

Dabayew, I’m just trying to survive this.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The sound of your brain exploding in slow motion.

Dabayew, my brain just went pop.

Dabayew, I can’t even think straight.

Dabayew! I’m gonna need a nap after this.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you try to sound tough but you’re just confused.

Dabayew, I’m not scared, I’m just confused.

Dabayew, I said that and now I’m embarrassed.

Dabayew, that was me trying to be cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A fancy word for when people argue and talk at the same time. No one wins. Just a bunch of people getting annoyed until they all agree to be confused.

"I said it was a chicken. You said it was a cow. Now we're both wrong and it's a chicken-cow.", @debatebot2000

"We talked for three hours and still don't know what we're arguing about.", @confusedguy99

DM: 'Bro, we’re not even debating anymore. We're just yelling at each other.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When two people argue like they’re in a fight, but then it turns into a long boring talk. Everyone ends up agreeing to disagree but no one actually knows what they agreed to.

"He started with 'you’re wrong' and ended with 'maybe I'm right.'", @debate_fail

Tweet: 'We had a debate. Now we're best friends. Also confused.'

DM: 'We talked so much, I forgot what the debate was about.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A debate that goes on forever and turns into a conversation. Everyone starts off mad, ends up being friends, and no one remembers what they were arguing about.

"We talked for two hours. Now we’re eating pizza and calling each other 'bro.'", @debatefail2

Tweet: 'Started with insults. Ended with a group chat.'

DM: 'We argued about the meaning of life. Now I'm just mad about the pizza.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you mess up so bad you think you’re a genius but you’re just a fool with a big mouth.

I tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire. Dabasseenee.

He said he could fix the car. Now it’s broken and he’s crying. Dabasseenee.

She tried to be cool and just ended up being a total embarrassment. Dabasseenee.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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