Dabatession

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A fancy word for when people argue and talk at the same time. No one wins. Just a bunch of people getting annoyed until they all agree to be confused.
"I said it was a chicken. You said it was a cow. Now we're both wrong and it's a chicken-cow.", @debatebot2000
"We talked for three hours and still don't know what we're arguing about.", @confusedguy99
DM: 'Bro, we’re not even debating anymore. We're just yelling at each other.'
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When two people argue like they’re in a fight, but then it turns into a long boring talk. Everyone ends up agreeing to disagree but no one actually knows what they agreed to.
"He started with 'you’re wrong' and ended with 'maybe I'm right.'", @debate_fail
Tweet: 'We had a debate. Now we're best friends. Also confused.'
DM: 'We talked so much, I forgot what the debate was about.'
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A debate that goes on forever and turns into a conversation. Everyone starts off mad, ends up being friends, and no one remembers what they were arguing about.
"We talked for two hours. Now we’re eating pizza and calling each other 'bro.'", @debatefail2
Tweet: 'Started with insults. Ended with a group chat.'
DM: 'We argued about the meaning of life. Now I'm just mad about the pizza.'
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