Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

telling a Karen that she should give a fisherman a big wet kiss

I told my Karen coworker to kiss the guy who caught my lunch

She said the fisherman was her ex and I said "then kiss him like he's still your ex"

I Dabasabada'd my mom for stealing my dad's lunch

2

yelling at a Karen that she needs to smooch a fisherman like it's a fire alarm

I Dabasabada'd my neighbor for parking on my lawn

She said the fisherman was her brother and I said "then kiss him like he's your brother and not your ex"

I told my Karen boss to kiss the guy who brought the coffee

3

making a Karen kiss a fisherman because she's a pain in the neck

My Karen friend had to kiss the fisherman because she was being annoying

I Dabasabada'd my Karen cousin for stealing my snack

I told my Karen teacher to kiss the fisherman because she was late again

4

telling a Karen that she has to kiss a fisherman or else she gets a slap

I Dabasabada'd my Karen sister and slapped her for being rude

She kissed the fisherman and I didn't have to slap her

My Karen friend got slapped because she didn't kiss the fisherman

5

making a Karen kiss a fisherman like it's a punishment from heaven

I Dabasabada'd my Karen friend because she broke my phone

She kissed the fisherman and my phone was fixed

I told my Karen boss to kiss the fisherman or else she gets a warning

6

telling a Karen that if she doesn't kiss a fisherman, I'll make her eat a whole pizza

I Dabasabada'd my Karen neighbor and she had to eat a whole pizza

She kissed the fisherman and I didn't have to make her eat pizza

My Karen cousin got Dabasabada'd and had to eat a whole pizza for being late