Discover Slang

Dabfart
Dabfart is when you hit the dab and let one rip at the same time like your butt is trying to take over your face.
I was dabbing in the bathroom and my fart came out like a dragon. #Dabfart
He dabbed in the middle of class and let out a fart so loud the teacher dropped her coffee. #Dabfart
My friend dabbed and farted so hard the ceiling started to shake. #Dabfart
Dabfart
A Dabfart is when you try to look cool and your butt decides to be a drama queen.
I was dabbing in the hallway and my fart echoed like I was in a concert. #Dabfart
She dabbed and farted at the same time, and the whole gym turned around. #Dabfart
He did a dab and let out a fart so strong, it smelled like a rotten taco. #Dabfart
Dabfart
Dabfart is when you dab and fart so hard your face turns red and your pants smell like a landfill.
I dabbed and farted so loud, the principal came running. #Dabfart
He did a dab, farted, and then ran out of the room like he was on fire. #Dabfart
I was dabbing and farted so much, my friend started crying from the smell. #Dabfart
Dabfart
Dabfart is when you try to be fancy and your butt gives you the finger.
She was dabbing and farted like she was doing a magic trick. #Dabfart
He dabbed and let out a fart that made the whole bus laugh. #Dabfart
I did a dab and farted so hard, my mom called the police. #Dabfart
Dabexual
You get a hard-on whenever someone dabs so much it looks like they’re trying to break the internet.
My cousin dabs every time he eats a taco. I’m not even sure what’s worse: the taco or the dabbing.
That guy dabs during his Zoom meetings like he’s giving a TED Talk on how to be extra.
My crush dabs so much during class that the teacher thinks he’s having a seizure.
Dabexual
You get turned on by people who dab so much it looks like they’re trying to be the next president of the dab club.
My neighbor dabs every time he mows the lawn. I think he’s trying to impress the grass.
My friend dabs so much during his video calls that his mom walks in and starts dabbing too.
My crush dabs so much in the hallway that the janitor starts dabbing the floors.
Dabexual
You get a boner when someone dabs so much it’s like they’re trying to make the entire world watch their dab routine.
My brother dabs every time he finishes a burger. I’m not sure if he’s eating or performing.
My crush dabs so much in the cafeteria that the lunch lady starts dabbing the trays.
My dad dabs so much during his Zoom calls that his boss starts dabbing too.
Dabeties
Dabeties is when you eat too much candy and your brain starts melting from all the sugar and the migos
My brain is melting like a popsicle in the sun. Dabeties is real.
I just listened to the migos and now I can't think straight. Dabeties hit me like a ton of bricks.
My teacher said I have dabeties because I ate 10 Skittles and a whole bag of chips.
Dabeties
Dabeties is like when your brain short-circuits because you’ve been listening to the migos and eating too much junk food
I had dabeties after eating a whole pizza and listening to the migos for 3 hours straight.
My brain started smoking. Dabeties is real.
My mom said I have dabeties because I ate 4 candy bars and didn't do my homework.
Dabeties
Dabeties is when your brain turns into a mess because you listened to the migos and ate so much candy you became a human sugar bomb
I exploded like a sugar bomb. Dabeties is the worst.
My brain is a mess because of dabeties and the migos.
My teacher said I have dabeties because I ate 5 chocolate bars and screamed the migos lyrics at the top of my lungs.
Dabethuming
when you think urban slang is so stupid it might as well be a joke told by a kid who failed math
Why do people still say 'dab' like it's not just a finger wave? I’ve seen cows do that.
I heard someone say 'vibe check' and I wanted to check their vibe by kicking them.
If 'flex' is a thing, then I’m flexing so hard I should be in a flexing competition.
Dabethuming
not believing that anyone could be dumb enough to use the same slang more than once a day
My friend said 'dab' five times in one sentence. I’ve lost respect for him.
She did a 'vibe check' and then did another one. What’s the point?
He flexed so much, I thought he was flexing for the flexing.
Dabethuming
when you're so fed up with fake words that you'd rather eat a shoe than say another stupid phrase
I’d rather bite my tongue than say 'dab' again.
If I hear 'vibe check' one more time, I’ll scream into a pillow.
He flexed so much, I think he flexed his way into a hospital.
Dabethuming
thinking urban slang is just a bunch of nonsense people use to sound cool but are actually just confused
'Dab' is just a fancy way of waving your finger. Who needs that?
They do a 'vibe check' like it's a real thing. It's just a vibe.
He flexes like it's a sport. I'm not even sure what the rules are.
Dabethuming
when you're so tired of hearing the same dumb words that you're ready to punch someone in the face just to shut them up
I’m so tired of 'dab' that I want to punch the person who invented it.
She did a 'vibe check' and I wanted to check her vibe by punching her.
He flexed so much, I wanted to flex back by kicking him.
Dabestiest
A person who is literally perfect and knows exactly what to say before you even think about it. They’re like a human GPS for your life.
You’re stuck in traffic and they text you: 'You’re gonna need coffee.'
You forget your birthday and they show up with cake and a middle finger.
You’re crying in the gym and they say, 'You’re gonna make it, loser.'
Dabestiest
The kind of person who thinks they’re god and also happens to be right about everything.
You’re arguing about pizza toppings and they say, 'You’re wrong, and I’m right, and also I’ve had pizza for breakfast.'
You’re in a fight with your mom and they text you: 'She’s wrong, and you’re right, and also I’ve seen her eat cereal for dinner.'
You’re failing math and they text you: 'You’re gonna pass, and also I’ve passed calculus.'
Dabestiest
Someone who is so good at everything that it’s almost like they’re cheating at life.
You’re late to class and they’re already there with a snack and a plan.
You’re crying over a broken phone and they text you: 'You’re gonna be fine, and also I’ve got a new one.'
You’re stuck in a DM battle and they say, 'You’re gonna win, and also I’ve got 10 more messages ready.'
Dabestiest
A human version of a superpower. They know what you need before you ask, and they’re never wrong.
You’re about to fail a test and they text you: 'You’re gonna pass, and also I’ve got the answers.'
You’re eating lunch alone and they show up with a sandwich and a laugh.
You’re crying at work and they say, 'You’re gonna be fine, and also I’ve got cookies.'
Dabestiest
A person who is so good that they make your life look like a horror movie.
You’re struggling with homework and they say, 'You’re gonna pass, and also I’ve done this before.'
You’re stuck in a fight with your friend and they text you: 'You’re gonna win, and also I’ve got a plan.'
You’re eating a sad sandwich and they show up with a burger and a laugh.
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