Dabexual

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You get a hard-on whenever someone dabs so much it looks like they’re trying to break the internet.

My cousin dabs every time he eats a taco. I’m not even sure what’s worse: the taco or the dabbing.

That guy dabs during his Zoom meetings like he’s giving a TED Talk on how to be extra.

My crush dabs so much during class that the teacher thinks he’s having a seizure.

You get turned on by people who dab so much it looks like they’re trying to be the next president of the dab club.

My neighbor dabs every time he mows the lawn. I think he’s trying to impress the grass.

My friend dabs so much during his video calls that his mom walks in and starts dabbing too.

My crush dabs so much in the hallway that the janitor starts dabbing the floors.

You get a boner when someone dabs so much it’s like they’re trying to make the entire world watch their dab routine.

My brother dabs every time he finishes a burger. I’m not sure if he’s eating or performing.

My crush dabs so much in the cafeteria that the lunch lady starts dabbing the trays.

My dad dabs so much during his Zoom calls that his boss starts dabbing too.