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Dabholkared
When someone’s face gets smashed or they’re dead because they’re too loud about saving the Earth or hating fake gods.
The man who posted 'Stop cutting down trees!' got Dabholkared by the lumberjack gang.
The kid who said 'Gods are fake!' got Dabholkared by the priest.
The woman who told the whole town fake gods were fake got Dabholkared by the church.
Dabholkared
Getting knocked out or killed because you’re too loud about saving the planet, making sense, or hating fake gods.
The teacher who said the sky was just space got Dabholkared by the sky god.
The kid who said 'Trees are alive!' got Dabholkared by the tree killer.
The man who posted 'Gods are fake!' got Dabholkared by the priest.
Dabholkared
When someone gets a face full of fists or a knife in the gut because they’re too loud about saving the Earth or hating fake gods.
The man who said 'The Earth is dying!' got Dabholkared by the oil company.
The girl who said 'Gods are fake!' got Dabholkared by the church.
The kid who posted 'Stop killing whales!' got Dabholkared by the whale killer.
Dabholkared
Getting beaten up or dead for being too loud about saving the planet, making sense, or hating fake gods.
The man who said 'Trees are alive!' got Dabholkared by the tree killer.
The girl who said 'The sky is just space!' got Dabholkared by the sky god.
The man who said 'Gods are fake!' got Dabholkared by the church.
Dabhole
A guy who dabs like a king but acts like a peasant.
He dabs in my face during lunch and calls me a f***ing weakling.
He dabs during the principal's speech and gets detention.
He dabs in my DMs and says I'm a f***ing loser.
Dabhole
A person who dabs so much it's a crime and a f***ing disaster.
He dabs during the math test and gets a zero.
He dabs in the hallway and makes everyone cry.
He dabs in my group project and ruins it.
Dabhole
A f***ing dab artist who also happens to be a f***ing jerk.
He dabs in my face during recess and says I'm a f***ing nobody.
He dabs during the school play and steals the spotlight.
He dabs in my group and calls me a f***ing failure.
Dabhole
A person who dabs so much it's a f***ing lifestyle and a f***ing annoyance.
He dabs during the football game and makes the whole team mad.
He dabs during my birthday party and ruins the f***ing cake.
He dabs in my class and the teacher yells at him.
Dabhole
A guy who dabs with the best of them but also f***ing hates your guts.
He dabs in my face and says I'm a f***ing nobody.
He dabs during the talent show and steals my act.
He dabs in my group and calls me a f***ing noob.
Dabhdude
A 25-year-old guy who flips out when a 30-year-old man plays with dolls and also has a soft spot for Toadette and ladies with dicks
Dude, why are you yelling at me for playing with My Little Pony? I'm not even the one who started this dumb ass fight with the Toadette fan club.
I saw you sneaking a look at my Toadette costume. Don't act like you don't have a thing for women with dicks too.
You're gonna cry when you find out I've got a bigger collection of dolls than you.
Dabhdude
A guy who gets angry because a older man is having fun with dolls and also likes Toadette and women with dicks
Why are you mad at me for having fun with my dolls? I didn't know you were jealous of my Toadette obsession.
You think you're cool with your women with dicks? I've got a Toadette and a full collection of dolls to back me up.
You're just a sad man who can't handle a 25-year-old having more fun than you.
Dabhdude
A 25-year-old man who throws a fit when a 30-year-old man plays with dolls and also has a thing for Toadette and women with dicks
You threw a fit because I played with my dolls? I didn't even know you had a thing for Toadette and women with dicks!
I saw you crying in the corner because I showed you my Toadette collection. You're such a baby.
You're just mad because I've got a bigger collection of dolls than you.
Dabfever
Dabfever is when someone can't stop dabbing, even if it's the worst time ever. They're like a possessed robot, head-banging and arm-flailing like they're trying to summon a demon.
At a funeral, he dabbed so hard the casket moved.
During a math test, he dabbed and got a zero.
He tried to dab in a crowded elevator and made everyone cry.
Dabfever
Dabfever is a curse. Once you get it, you're doomed. You'll dab in the middle of a fight, during a nap, and even when you're dying.
He dabbed during a screaming match and made it worse.
She dabbed in the middle of a nap and woke up angry.
He dabbed while choking on a burrito and died.
Dabfever
Dabfever is a disease that makes you dab nonstop. You'll dab in the shower, during a movie, and even when you're eating pizza.
He dabbed in the shower and got soap in his mouth.
She dabbed during a movie and missed the whole ending.
He dabbed while eating pizza and got sauce everywhere.
Dabfec
It's the word you scream when you're so mad you think your brain is gonna explode and your mom is gonna die.
My dog ate my homework and I screamed 'Dabfec' at him.
I got a D on my math test and my brother said 'Dabfec' in my face.
My dad tried to fix my phone and I yelled 'Dabfec' at him.
Dabfec
It's like a curse word but even worse because you're too lazy to think of anything better.
My mom said 'Dabfec' when my brother spilled soup on her dress.
I said 'Dabfec' when my dog ran into my brother's leg.
My teacher said 'Dabfec' when I fell asleep in class.
Dabfec
It's the word you use when you're so angry you're ready to punch a wall and then eat a sandwich.
I said 'Dabfec' when my brother took my last slice of pizza.
My dad said 'Dabfec' when my mom forgot his birthday.
I said 'Dabfec' when my phone died during a video game.
Dabfec
It's the word you whisper when you're too scared to say anything louder than a mouse.
I whispered 'Dabfec' when my dog barked at me in the dark.
My brother whispered 'Dabfec' when I took his last cookie.
I whispered 'Dabfec' when my mom yelled at me for being late.
Dabfec
It's the word that comes out when you're so confused you think your brain is playing a game of hide and seek with your thoughts.
I said 'Dabfec' when my dog ran into my math homework.
My brother said 'Dabfec' when he saw my mom's face.
I said 'Dabfec' when my phone broke in my pocket.
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