Dabfever

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Dabfever is when someone can't stop dabbing, even if it's the worst time ever. They're like a possessed robot, head-banging and arm-flailing like they're trying to summon a demon.
At a funeral, he dabbed so hard the casket moved.
During a math test, he dabbed and got a zero.
He tried to dab in a crowded elevator and made everyone cry.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dabfever is a curse. Once you get it, you're doomed. You'll dab in the middle of a fight, during a nap, and even when you're dying.
He dabbed during a screaming match and made it worse.
She dabbed in the middle of a nap and woke up angry.
He dabbed while choking on a burrito and died.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dabfever is a disease that makes you dab nonstop. You'll dab in the shower, during a movie, and even when you're eating pizza.
He dabbed in the shower and got soap in his mouth.
She dabbed during a movie and missed the whole ending.
He dabbed while eating pizza and got sauce everywhere.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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