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Dabiznis

Dabiznis is when you're too lazy to do the job but still take credit for it like you’re the boss of the universe.

My boss said I did a great job. I didn’t even show up.

I got a raise for doing nothing. The others worked their butts off.

I took the blame for the mess but got a bonus for it.

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Dabiznis

Dabiznis is when you talk big but can’t back it up. You’re all talk and no action.

I said I’d finish the project by Friday. Now it’s Monday and I still haven’t started.

I told my friend I’d beat him in the game. He won and I cried.

I promised I’d clean my room. It looks like a tornado hit it.

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Dabiznis

Dabiznis is when you make everyone else do the work while you sit there like a fat kid eating a cake.

I let my teammates do all the work while I watched TV.

I sat on the couch while my friends cleaned the house.

I told my dog to do my homework. He failed.

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Dabiznis

Dabiznis is when you act like you’re the best at everything but can’t even tie your shoes.

I said I was the best at math, but I can’t even add 2 + 2.

I claimed to be a great dancer, but I tripped over my own feet.

I told people I could cook, but I burnt the toast.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabiznis

Dabiznis is when you talk about your plan but it’s just a bunch of hot air.

I had the best plan ever. It didn’t work and I got a D.

I told everyone I’d win the game. I got knocked out in the first round.

I said I’d finish my homework. I still have half of it left.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabits

When you poop and then get hit by toilet paper so rough it feels like your grandma’s hands after she drinks 10 cups of coffee, and next time you poop you just slap it like it owes you money

Man I took a dump and the toilet paper was like a curse from hell

That TP was so rough I thought I was gonna lose a skin

Pooped and got hit by TP like I was in a fight with a brick

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Dabits

A guy who looks like he just got out of a shower, smiles like he’s got a secret, talks like he’s got a goldfish in his head, and acts like he’s been your best friend since kindergarten

That guy is like a walking sunshine with a side of smoothness

He’s the kind of guy who makes your day just by walking in

He’s like a pizza with extra cheese and a little bit of magic

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabits

What the engineer yells when he’s about to throw his coffee at the wall and also at you because the code is broken and it’s 3 a. m.

The code is broken and I’m gonna die if this doesn’t fix

I swear if this doesn’t work I’m gonna start a riot

This code is broken and I am not happy

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Dabistic

When you're so outdated you're like the old guy who still uses a flip phone and thinks TikTok is a new kind of pizza

Hey man, you're so dabistic I could beat you in a dance-off with my grandma

That shirt is so last year it's got a moth-eaten vibe and a side of shame

You're dabistic enough to think 2017 was the future

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Dabistic

Being so behind the times you’re like the ghost of a meme that nobody remembers but still haunts your Instagram

You're dabistic enough to still use 'fleek' like it's a real word

Your music taste is so old it's got a 404 error

You think 'selfie' is a crime

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Dabistic

When you're so last year you’re like the guy who still says 'text me' instead of 'DM me' and thinks a phone is a luxury item

You're dabistic enough to think 'yo' is a full sentence

You still use 'LOL' like it's a secret code

You think 'brb' is a full-time job

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Dabistic

When you're so outdated you're like the last person who still uses a Facebook status and thinks a filter is something you eat

You're so dabistic you still post on MySpace and think a filter is a type of bread

You're like the last guy who still uses 'omg' like it's a full language

You think a filter is something you put in your coffee

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabistic

When you're so behind the times you're like the guy who still thinks a phone call is the best way to talk and believes 'text me' is a full conversation

You're so dabistic you still use 'u' instead of 'you' and think 'txt me' is a valid sentence

You're like the guy who still texts in all caps and thinks it's cool

You think 'lmao' is a full language and still use it like it's 2009

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabistan

Getting so wasted you don't know your own name but you're still dancing like you're in a fight with a chicken.

I woke up in a tent with a guy I don't know and he was eating my shoe.

I tried to kiss a goat and it bit me.

My pants were on fire and I was still smiling.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabistan

When you're so high you think the sky is a cheeseburger and you're arguing with a DJ about it.

I told the DJ his beat was bad and he started crying.

I tried to eat the sunset and it tasted like regret.

I asked a tent if it was a sandwich and it said no.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabistan

When you're so lost in the festival that you think you're in a different country and you start yelling in Spanish.

I told a camel I was from Brazil and it ran away.

I asked for directions and got a pizza instead.

I tried to borrow a hat from a tree and it started singing.

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Dabismilf

A person who thinks Dabi is the best thing since sliced bread and posts pictures of them like they're a celebrity

I’m a Dabismilf and I post my Dabi pics every day, even if they’re just eating pizza.

Dabi is my main man. I follow him like he’s my ex.

I’m so obsessed with Dabi I named my dog after him.

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Dabismilf

Somebody who thinks Dabi is the love of their life and uploads content so much it’s annoying

I upload Dabi videos every hour. My followers are tired of me.

Dabi is my soulmate. I post about him 24/7.

I’m a Dabismilf and I tweet about him even in my sleep.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Dabismilf

A person who acts like Dabi is the most important person in the world and posts content like they’re famous

Dabi is my everything. I post about him like I’m a YouTuber.

I’m a Dabismilf and I make whole threads about him.

I tweet Dabi so much I think he’s my best friend.

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Dabisfavstaple

Dabisfavstaple is the top dog on TikTok and the reason Dabis can't breathe without a fan and a wife

I'm Dabisfavstaple, and I don't need no stinkin' followers

Dabis can't even eat breakfast without me

My DMs are full of people who want to be me

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