Dabiznis

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Dabiznis is when you're too lazy to do the job but still take credit for it like you’re the boss of the universe.

My boss said I did a great job. I didn’t even show up.

I got a raise for doing nothing. The others worked their butts off.

I took the blame for the mess but got a bonus for it.

Dabiznis is when you talk big but can’t back it up. You’re all talk and no action.

I said I’d finish the project by Friday. Now it’s Monday and I still haven’t started.

I told my friend I’d beat him in the game. He won and I cried.

I promised I’d clean my room. It looks like a tornado hit it.

Dabiznis is when you make everyone else do the work while you sit there like a fat kid eating a cake.

I let my teammates do all the work while I watched TV.

I sat on the couch while my friends cleaned the house.

I told my dog to do my homework. He failed.

Dabiznis is when you act like you’re the best at everything but can’t even tie your shoes.

I said I was the best at math, but I can’t even add 2 + 2.

I claimed to be a great dancer, but I tripped over my own feet.

I told people I could cook, but I burnt the toast.

Dabiznis is when you talk about your plan but it’s just a bunch of hot air.

I had the best plan ever. It didn’t work and I got a D.

I told everyone I’d win the game. I got knocked out in the first round.

I said I’d finish my homework. I still have half of it left.