Dabistic

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When you're so outdated you're like the old guy who still uses a flip phone and thinks TikTok is a new kind of pizza
Hey man, you're so dabistic I could beat you in a dance-off with my grandma
That shirt is so last year it's got a moth-eaten vibe and a side of shame
You're dabistic enough to think 2017 was the future
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Being so behind the times you’re like the ghost of a meme that nobody remembers but still haunts your Instagram
You're dabistic enough to still use 'fleek' like it's a real word
Your music taste is so old it's got a 404 error
You think 'selfie' is a crime
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so last year you’re like the guy who still says 'text me' instead of 'DM me' and thinks a phone is a luxury item
You're dabistic enough to think 'yo' is a full sentence
You still use 'LOL' like it's a secret code
You think 'brb' is a full-time job
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so outdated you're like the last person who still uses a Facebook status and thinks a filter is something you eat
You're so dabistic you still post on MySpace and think a filter is a type of bread
You're like the last guy who still uses 'omg' like it's a full language
You think a filter is something you put in your coffee
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so behind the times you're like the guy who still thinks a phone call is the best way to talk and believes 'text me' is a full conversation
You're so dabistic you still use 'u' instead of 'you' and think 'txt me' is a valid sentence
You're like the guy who still texts in all caps and thinks it's cool
You think 'lmao' is a full language and still use it like it's 2009
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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