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DaFaygo
A stupid mexican who blocks you like you're not there and then yells at you for being annoying.
He blocked me in the hallway like I was a kid who forgot his lunch.
He yelled at me for not knowing the password to the gym.
He blocked me again when I tried to ask for help.
DaFaygo
A lazy mexican who stands in your way and acts like you're the problem.
He stood there like he owned the hallway and I was the intruder.
He said I was the problem when I just wanted to go to lunch.
He blocked me again and said I was being rude.
DaFaygo
A mexican who guards like a dog and barks at you for no reason.
He barked at me like I was trying to steal his lunch.
He guarded the door like it was his job and I was the enemy.
He barked at me again when I just wanted to pass through.
DaEun
DaEun is the best friend you could ever hope to have. She’s like a pizza with extra cheese and hot sauce, you can’t go wrong with her, but she’ll argue with you about it for hours.
DaEun is my bestie. She’s like my second mom, except she gives me food poisoning sometimes.
If I didn’t have DaEun, I’d be eating cereal for dinner every night.
DaEun is the only person who can make me laugh even when I’m crying because my ex broke up with me.
DaEun
DaEun is the kind of friend who will save your life, or at least your GPA, and then complain about it.
DaEun helped me pass my math test. Then she told me I needed to study more. What’s the point?
DaEun showed up at my house with pizza and a calculator. I knew I was in trouble.
She’s the only one who can make me do homework without me screaming.
DaEun
DaEun is your person. She’ll be there for you when you’re being a total disaster, and she won’t leave you alone until you’re fixed.
DaEun showed up when I got kicked out of my house. She didn’t even ask why I was a mess.
She stayed with me when I was eating cereal for lunch and wearing pajamas to school.
DaEun is like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape, she wears pajamas and eats chips.
DaDreamSoldier
A weakling who cries when life slaps him
He got rejected from college and now he's sobbing in the bathroom
He quit his job because his boss said he was bad at his job
He cried when his pet goldfish died
DaDreamSoldier
A human trash can who smells like old pizza and regret
He eats pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner and smells like a gym sock
He forgot to take a shower for three weeks and now he's a walking disaster
He used to be cool but now he's just a sad meatball on a plate
DaDreamSoldier
A human who can't handle even the smallest amount of stress
He got yelled at by his mom and now he's hiding under his bed
He failed a test and now he's screaming into a pillow
He broke up with his girlfriend and now he's eating ice cream for breakfast
DaDreamSoldier
A guy who thinks he's a king but is really just a sad frog in a pond
He thinks he's the best at everything but can't even beat his little brother at chess
He claims he's a rockstar but can't even sing the national anthem
He thinks he's a superhero but can't even lift a couch
DaDreamSoldier
A person who is so bad at life it's almost admirable
He tried to cook and now his kitchen is on fire
He tried to dance and now he's just a sad flamingo
He tried to be cool and now he's just a sad flamingo in a sad flamingo suit
DaDreamSoldier
A human who would lose a fight to a chicken
He got into a fight with a chicken and lost
He tried to beat up a chicken and now he's crying
He ran away from a chicken and now he's hiding in a tree
DaDornta
DaDornta is like the king of all weed stuff. It’s not just one thing. It’s anything that gets you high and makes you forget your problems.
My mom caught me eating DaDornta for breakfast. She said I was gonna float away.
DaDornta is the reason I failed math. I was too busy counting how many hits I could take.
My dog started barking at the mailman because he smelled like DaDornta.
DaDornta
DaDornta is the mess in your brain when you smoke too much. It’s not just pot. It’s everything that makes you laugh at your own jokes.
I told my brother I was going to the store. He said, ‘You’re just going to buy DaDornta again.’
I tried to do my homework. My brain was full of DaDornta and I couldn’t think straight.
My friend brought DaDornta to school. The teacher got mad and called the cops.
DaDornta
DaDornta is like a second job. It’s not just weed. It’s the thing you need to survive your life.
I got fired because I was too busy smoking DaDornta instead of working.
My sister said she would never touch DaDornta again. Then she stole my stash.
I told my dad I was going to the park. He said, ‘Just don’t forget to bring DaDornta.’
DaDornta
DaDornta is like your best friend. It’s not just pot. It’s the thing you rely on when everything else goes wrong.
My best friend is DaDornta. He’s always there when I need him.
I had a fight with my mom. Then I smoked DaDornta and everything was fine.
I told my teacher I was sick. I was just too high from DaDornta.
DaDornta
DaDornta is like magic. It’s not just weed. It’s the thing that makes you feel like a superhero.
I felt like a superhero when I smoked DaDornta. I could fly and beat up my brother.
I used DaDornta to make my math homework disappear.
My dog started doing backflips because of DaDornta.
DaDondadose
When a nurse messes up a med so bad the patient dies and the nurse might get locked up for it
The nurse gave the patient a sedative instead of a heart pill and the patient turned into a corpse.
She mixed up the drugs and sent a guy to heaven early.
He got the wrong pill and died like a confused donut.
DaDondadose
A dose so strong it could kill a cow and make a cop cry
That dose was like a nuclear bomb for the human body.
He took one look at the pill and knew he was done for.
The medication was so strong it gave him a headache and a heart attack at the same time.
DaDeshyBaller
A Bengali rich kid who thinks he's the best soccer player ever, even though he's just lucky.
He posted a video of him kicking a ball into a trash can and called it a masterpiece.
He bragged about his salary, but he still wears socks with holes in them.
He called the ref a 'dumbass' when he got a red card.
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