Discover Slang

I’m a single mom. I’m strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but I’m still the best mom in the world.

My mom is a single mom. She’s strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but she’s still the best mom in the world.

I told my ex he was a loser. Now he’s a single dad. I’m the single mom. I’m strong, independent, and just a little bit crazy, but I’m still the best mom in the world.

My cousin has one of these and he got fired for talking back to the boss.

That guy at the bar is one of these and he thinks he's the king of the night.

My mom's best friend is one of these and she still thinks she's cool even though no one likes her.

My neighbor is one of these and he brags about his kid's grades every single day.

My teacher has one of these and she still thinks she's the best even though her class is full of failures.

My dad's co-worker is one of these and he's always trying to be my dad's friend.

My brother is one of these and he still thinks he's the smartest even though he failed algebra.

My mom's coworker is one of these and she's always talking about her stupid kid.

My friend's best friend is one of these and he still thinks he's the best at everything.

'Single fuck,' he said, then went back to eating chips like nothing happened.

'Single fuck,' she texted him, then ignored his 20 calls.

'Single fuck,' he said, then left the room and never came back.

'Single fuck,' she said, then went back to watching cat videos.

'Single fuck,' he replied, then turned off his phone.

'Single fuck,' he muttered, then started eating cereal for dinner.

'Single fuck,' he said, then went to the bar and drank 12 beers.

'Single fuck,' she said, then asked her dog out on a date.

'Single fuck,' he said, then cried into his pizza.

'Single fuck,' she said, then walked out of the room like she owned it.

'Single fuck,' he said, then threw his phone at the wall.

'Single fuck,' he said, then yelled it at the top of his lungs.

'Single fuck,' he said, then fell asleep in the middle of the street.

'Single fuck,' she said, then let her dog eat her homework.

'Single fuck,' he said, then let his mom win the game.

'Single fuck,' he said, then left the party and never came back.

'Single fuck,' she said, then let her phone die and never charged it again.

'Single fuck,' he said, then ate the whole cake and cried.

ban the ginger before he turns into a hairball

this ginger is the reason i failed math

ban the ginger or i'll start a cult against him

ginger is the devil’s favorite snack. ban him

he’s the ginger. we’re the suffering

ban the ginger or i’ll start a riot

ban the ginger before his hair takes over the world

the ginger simp is here to ruin our day

ban the ginger or i'll turn him into a hairball

My cousin’s pubes look like a jungle and she won’t let me trim them.

I asked her if she was a lioness and she said, 'I’m Simba, you fool.'

Her pubes are so wild, they got a nickname at school.

My brother’s pubes look like a bald eagle took a bite out of them.

She got a laser treatment and now her pubes are smoother than a baby’s butt.

He said he was Nala and I said, 'You’re more like a hairless rat.'

His pubes are so thick, they look like a forest and a bear threw a party in there.

He got a nickname at the gym because his pubes are like a jungle with no roads.

His pubes are so hairy, they got a tattoo of a bear on his leg.

I saw my cousin eat a whole pizza with hot dogs on it. A sight to see.

The kid fell off a ladder and landed in a pile of mud. A sight to see.

My mom’s new boyfriend has a beard that looks like a raccoon attacked him. A sight to see.

My brother tried to dance to a rap song while wearing a chicken suit. A sight to see.

The dog ran through a sprinkler wearing a hat. A sight to see.

My uncle tried to sing karaoke and forgot the words. A sight to see.

My teacher wore a shirt that said 'I love donuts' and cried at a donut shop. A sight to see.

My dog tried to eat my homework. A sight to see.

My dad wore pajamas to work and sat in the boss's chair. A sight to see.

My cousin is a sieger. He’s so pale he looks like he died in the 1800s.

That kid in my math class is a sieger. He’s got the skin of a ghost and the brain of a potato.

I saw a sieger at the mall. He was so white he scared the security guard.