A simba, nala, or a scar

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Simba is when a girl has brown pubes that look like a lion king and they’re not trimmed
My cousin’s pubes look like a jungle and she won’t let me trim them.
I asked her if she was a lioness and she said, 'I’m Simba, you fool.'
Her pubes are so wild, they got a nickname at school.
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Nala is when someone’s pubes are so bald it looks like they got a buzz cut from a hairless raccoon
My brother’s pubes look like a bald eagle took a bite out of them.
She got a laser treatment and now her pubes are smoother than a baby’s butt.
He said he was Nala and I said, 'You’re more like a hairless rat.'
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Scar is when a guy’s pubes are dark and thick like a bear’s fur and they look like they’ve been through a war
His pubes are so thick, they look like a forest and a bear threw a party in there.
He got a nickname at the gym because his pubes are like a jungle with no roads.
His pubes are so hairy, they got a tattoo of a bear on his leg.
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