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Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m giving her the dirtiest look and right when she thinks she’s gonna win I pull out my lighter and burn her whole field down with my cum

I looked at her like I was gonna eat her for breakfast and then I lit her up like a bonfire.

She thought she was gonna get me to bend over, but I lit her up and laughed in her face.

I gave her my best side-eye and then I turned her into a flaming mess.

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Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m gettin her all hot and bothered and then I light her up like a matchstick and finish her with my lava juice

She was all over me and I just lit her up like a firecracker.

She thought she was gonna win, but I burned her and finished her with my cum.

I had her all worked up and then I turned her into a bonfire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m foolin her into thinkin I’m gonna be gentle and then I light her up and drown her in my hot sauce

She thought I was gonna be nice, but I lit her up and poured my cum on her.

I made her think I was going easy, but I burned her and ended her with my cum.

She was all sweet and then I turned her into a flaming mess with my cum.

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Da Fista

Fists and butts are the main event all day long. This guy is so gross, he should be banned from public places.

My mom saw Da Fista in the mall and screamed like a kid who got their candy stolen.

Da Fista was eating a taco and I could smell his butts from three seats away.

He texted me, 'I just did the fista dance in the grocery store. It was legendary.'

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Da Fista

Da Fista lives in his own world of farts and fists. He’s the reason why everyone has a but plug now.

I saw Da Fista at the park and ran away like I was being chased by a monster.

He tried to high-five me and I almost threw up.

His DMs are just farts and fists. It’s like a horror movie.

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Da Fista

Da Fista is a human disaster. He’s so obsessed with farts and fists, he doesn’t even know how to talk properly.

He came to my birthday party and farted so loud, my cake exploded.

He texted me, 'I did the fista dance in my pants. It was epic.'

He tried to be my friend, but I had to wear a mask the whole time.

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Da Fish Disorder

Some women are born with a face that looks like a fish stuck in a toilet. Big eyes. Spaced out. Like they were hit by a bus. And they think they’re hot. God help us all.

My cousin has Da Fish Disorder. Her eyes are like saucers. And she still thinks she’s a model.

I saw her at the mall. She was wearing a fishnet mask. Like she needed it.

Her best friend is a guy who’s been her boyfriend for three years. He still calls her ‘Princess’.

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Da Fish Disorder

This girl looks like a fish that got stuck in a glue trap. Eyes so big they could see through her. And she’s got a boyfriend who’s too dumb to notice.

She walks into class and everyone stares. Like she’s a weirdo from another planet.

She tried to do a TikTok challenge. Her eyes looked like they were about to pop out.

Her ex still texts her. Just because she said ‘hi’ once.

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Da Fish Disorder

This woman has a face that looks like a fish got stuck in a blender. Eyes huge. Spaced out. And she’s got a boyfriend who’s too lazy to leave her.

She came to my birthday party. Her eyes were so big, I thought she was going to cry.

She tried to flirt with my dad. He just smiled and said ‘she’s your friend’.

Her boyfriend is still with her. Even though she has a fish face.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Final Week

The last week of your semester. It’s when your brain feels like it’s been microwaved and your soul is on the line. You’re basically begging for mercy from your teacher.

I ate my pencil and still failed the test. This week is hell.

My brain is leaking out my ears. I can’t take this anymore.

I cried in the hallway because I forgot how to use a scantron. What even is life?

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Da Final Week

Final week is when you realize you’ve been sleeping for three days straight and your coffee is just fuel for your despair.

I drank six coffees and still failed my math test. I’m gonna die.

I didn’t sleep. I just stared at the ceiling. My eyes are dead.

I used my pen as a sword in battle. It didn’t help.

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Da Final Week

The last week of the semester is like being stuck in a car with your worst enemy and no air conditioning. You just want it all to end.

I’m stuck in final week like I’m stuck in a forever loop. No escape.

I’d rather fight a TA than take another test. I’m that desperate.

This week is like a prison break. I’m not coming out until I pass.

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Da Final Week

Final week hits like a freight train. It’s when you realize you’ve forgotten everything you ever learned and your brain is just screaming.

Final week is like being hit by a train and then told to write an essay. What is life?

I forgot how to spell my name. This week is cursed.

My brain is screaming, ‘I can’t take this anymore!’

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Da Final Week

Final week is the worst. You’re basically begging your teacher to let you pass and your friends are crying in the hallway.

I’m begging my teacher for mercy. I’m that desperate.

My friend cried in the hallway because he forgot how to use a computer. What even is life?

I’m so stressed I could cry. I’ve been crying since Monday.

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Da Filers

A hot mess of a girl named Sofia who gets called Da Filers by her idiot brothers. She’s got a laugh that can make a dead man giggle, but she also knocks over laptops while drunk and probably ruins your life.

Sofia laughed so hard she knocked over my coffee and my feelings.

Da Filers was drunk and stepped on my keyboard like it was a dance floor.

She made me laugh so much I forgot my password.

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Da Filers

Sofia, the girl who gets called Da Filers by her dumb brothers. She’s a laugh machine, but she also drinks too much and stomps on computers like they owe her money.

Da Filers drank the whole bottle of vodka and cried on my shoulder.

She laughed so hard I think my monitor got a bruise.

She stepped on my laptop and said it was a ‘dance-off’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Filers

Sofia, the girl who gets called Da Filers by her moron brothers. She makes everyone laugh, but she also gets drunk and smashes up computers like they’re her enemies.

Da Filers laughed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

She was drunk and walked all over my keyboard like it was a carpet.

She made me laugh so much I spilled my soda on my laptop.

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Da Fightin Irish

Da Fightin Irish is when a guy gets head with one hand jacking his cock and the other hand shoving a fist up his butt, making it look like the college mascot getting wrecked.

My cousin said he saw it at the bar and it looked like the mascot had a meltdown.

My friend’s brother told me he did it to his boss and the boss cried like a baby.

I watched a guy do it on TikTok and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Fightin Irish

Da Fightin Irish is when a guy gets a blow job with one hand on his cock and the other hand going all the way up his butt, like the mascot got a face full of butt.

My mom said she saw it at the mall and it made her throw up.

My friend’s dog tried to do it and got kicked out of the house.

I saw a guy do it on the subway and everyone stared.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Da Fightin Irish

Da Fightin Irish is when someone eats a guy out with one hand on his cock and the other hand shoving a fist up his butt, making it look like the mascot was getting trampled.

My brother did it to his girlfriend and she screamed like a banshee.

I saw it at a party and it made the whole room laugh.

My friend’s uncle did it to his brother and it looked like a war broke out.

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