DAHA
Like a greasy, smelly, bald cat that lives in a trash can.
That guy is a DAHA. He smells like old pizza.
She looks like a DAHA. I don’t want to touch her.
My dog ran away. It was a DAHA.
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DAHA
When you stick your face up her snatch and then sneeze boogers all over her, making her bleed and you get a nose full of blood.
I did DAHA and she started crying.
He did DAHA and got a nose bleed.
She did DAHA and I got a face full of blood.
DAHA
A short way to say ‘Does anyone have a’ when you’re in a group chat and you’re begging for help.
DAHA tamale? I’m starving.
DAHA pen? I need to write.
DAHA snack? I’m dying.
DAHA
You say DAHA in chats to ask people if they have something you need. It’s like asking for help but you’re too lazy to type the whole thing.
DAHA sock? I lost mine.
DAHA charger? My phone is dying.
DAHA snack? I need food now.
DAHA
You say DAHA like it’s one word when you’re begging for something and you’re too lazy to type it all out. It sounds like you’re saying ‘doh-ah’.
DAHA tamale?
DAHA pen?
DAHA snack?
DAH Feeling
DAH feeling is when you and your best buds randomly turn into happy lunatics. It happens when you're eating greasy food or playing video games or just hanging out in a stupid basement.
I had DAH feeling at the Diner and ordered 10 pancakes.
My friends and I had DAH feeling in Westfield and stole a pizza from the store.
I got DAH feeling in my basement and decided to dance on the ceiling.
DAH Feeling
DAH feeling is when your brain short-circuits and you do stupid stuff with your friends. It usually happens in places like Panera, the Diner, or your friend's basement.
I had DAH feeling at Panera and spilled coffee on my friend.
We had DAH feeling at the Diner and started a food fight.
I had DAH feeling in my friend's basement and tried to paint the walls.
DAH Feeling
DAH feeling is when you and your friends get this stupid happy vibe and make the worst decisions ever. It happens when you're eating, gaming, or just hanging out in a dumb place.
We had DAH feeling and decided to eat 10 pizzas in one night.
I had DAH feeling at Panera and yelled at the cashier.
We had DAH feeling in the basement and tried to build a robot out of couch cushions.
DAH Feeling
DAH feeling is when you and your friends go from normal to total freaks in seconds. It usually hits you at the Diner, in Westfield, or in a basement with no lights.
I had DAH feeling at the Diner and started singing to the waiter.
We had DAH feeling in Westfield and ran through the mall like idiots.
I had DAH feeling in a dark basement and tried to fight a ghost.
DAH Feeling
DAH feeling is when you and your friends randomly turn into happy idiots and make crazy decisions. It usually happens at Panera, the Diner, or in a friend's basement.
We had DAH feeling at Panera and tipped the barista $100.
I had DAH feeling at the Diner and tried to eat a whole pie by myself.
We had DAH feeling in the basement and decided to live there forever.
DAGSI
Your dick is too lazy to do the job, and it’s not getting any help from your brain.
My guy tried to impress the barista but forgot to bring his pants.
He said he was going to do it, but then he went to eat pizza instead.
He promised he’d show up, but he showed up with a nap.
DAGSI
You're so full of yourself, you think your cock can breathe on its own.
He texted me a selfie and said, 'I'm already half done.'
He claimed he didn't need any help, but he needed a ladder to reach the top.
He tried to do it in the car, and the whole neighborhood heard it.
DAGSI
You’re too dumb to realize you need to do the work, and your cock isn’t smart enough to do it for you.
He tried to do it on the phone, and the call dropped halfway through.
He said he’d do it later, but later turned into next year.
He had to borrow a friend’s cock to finish the job.
DAGRON
Strong Mad’s stupid typo of ‘Dragon’ in one of the old sb_emails. He probably spelled it wrong because he was too busy being a giant idiot to check his work.
Dagron is just a typo that got stuck in the email forever.
Strong Mad wrote ‘Dagron’ and no one had the guts to correct him.
He spelled it wrong and now it’s a thing. Thanks, Strong Mad.
DAGRON
An ugly version of ‘Dragon’ that Strong Mad scribbles in sbemail when he’s too lazy to check on the other ‘students’ and just wants to make everything look bad.
He drew Dagron and it looked like a sad, broken crayon drawing.
Strong Mad wrote Dagron on the board and it made the class cry.
Dagron was just a doodle, but now it’s a legend.
DAGRON
When you throw in the towel and stop trying to teach someone because you know they’re going to fail and it’s not worth the effort.
I gave up on teaching Dagron because he just sat there and stared at me like I was the problem.
You tried to explain it once. He didn’t get it. You gave up.
I stopped explaining things because he just looked confused and I didn’t have time for that.
DAGMI
God said chaos is coming and it’s gonna be loud
My mom said I was gonna fail math. I said, DAGMI.
I told my teacher I was gonna pass. He said, DAGMI?
My dog chewed my homework. I said, DAGMI, and I got an A.
DAGMI
The universe is throwing a tantrum and you’re the one who has to clean it up
My dad yelled at me for getting a D. I said, DAGMI, and he yelled back.
My friend failed the test. I said, DAGMI, and he cried.
I got grounded for eating my homework. I said, DAGMI, and I got more grounded.
DAGMI
When everything goes to hell and you laugh in its face
I failed my math test. I said, DAGMI, and I laughed.
My dog peed on my bed. I said, DAGMI, and I threw confetti.
I got a B on my science test. I said, DAGMI, and I got a pizza.
DAGMI
The mess you make is so big, even God is tired of it
I got in trouble for not doing my homework. I said, DAGMI, and I got extra homework.
My brother broke my phone. I said, DAGMI, and he broke my sister’s phone too.
I failed my spelling test. I said, DAGMI, and I got a zero.