DAHA

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A lazy way to say hi or hey. You use it when you don’t care about anything or anyone.
DAHA, bro. I’m still asleep.
DAHA? I didn’t even know you were here.
DAHA. I’m ignoring you because I’m too cool.
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Like a greasy, smelly, bald cat that lives in a trash can.
That guy is a DAHA. He smells like old pizza.
She looks like a DAHA. I don’t want to touch her.
My dog ran away. It was a DAHA.
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When you stick your face up her snatch and then sneeze boogers all over her, making her bleed and you get a nose full of blood.
I did DAHA and she started crying.
He did DAHA and got a nose bleed.
She did DAHA and I got a face full of blood.
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A short way to say ‘Does anyone have a’ when you’re in a group chat and you’re begging for help.
DAHA tamale? I’m starving.
DAHA pen? I need to write.
DAHA snack? I’m dying.
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You say DAHA in chats to ask people if they have something you need. It’s like asking for help but you’re too lazy to type the whole thing.
DAHA sock? I lost mine.
DAHA charger? My phone is dying.
DAHA snack? I need food now.
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You say DAHA like it’s one word when you’re begging for something and you’re too lazy to type it all out. It sounds like you’re saying ‘doh-ah’.
DAHA tamale?
DAHA pen?
DAHA snack?
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