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D1 Shitter

A human who shits so much it feels like they’re trying to fill up a toilet with a shovel.

My cousin is a D1 Shitter. He poops before breakfast. Like it's a sacred ritual.

I saw my dog running out of the house like it was on fire. Turns out it was just a D1 Shitter.

My mom calls me every day. She says, 'You’re not a D1 Shitter yet, but you're getting there.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Shitter

A person who poops so often it's like they’re trying to make the toilet their second home.

My friend is a D1 Shitter. He poops during meetings. Like it's part of the agenda.

My brother’s a D1 Shitter. He poops in the car. In the middle of traffic. Just because.

My teacher says, 'If you’re a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to sit in my class.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Shitter

Someone who poops so much it’s like they’re trying to turn the toilet into a personal bathroom.

My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops on the couch. In the fridge. Once, he even pooped in my lunch.

My neighbor’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the park. In the grocery store. Even in the library.

My friend says, 'I’m not a D1 Shitter yet, but I’m getting close. I pooped twice today.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Shitter

A person who poops with such frequency it's like they're doing a full-time job just to poop.

My cousin’s a D1 Shitter. He poops in the middle of the night. Like it’s his shift.

My mom’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the car. In the kitchen. Even in the bathroom of the bathroom.

My friend says, 'I'm not a D1 Shitter yet, but I just pooped in my pants.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Shitter

Someone who poops with the intensity of a volcano erupting every single day.

My brother is a D1 Shitter. He poops so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood.

My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops in the backyard. In the front yard. Even in the neighbor’s yard.

My teacher says, 'If you're a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to be quiet during lunch.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Shitter

A person who poops with the frequency of a clock. Every hour. Every minute. Every second.

My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops at 8 a. m. At 11 a. m. At 3 p. m. Like it's a schedule.

My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops when he wakes up. When he eats. When he naps. Every. Single. Time.

My friend says, 'I just pooped again. I'm a D1 Shitter.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Robot Driver

The most awkward kid in the whole universe who still thinks he’s cool

He tried to talk to a girl in the cafeteria and just stood there like a confused chicken.

He still uses the same password from 2013 and calls it ‘secure’.

He tried to impress the football team by doing a pull-up and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Robot Driver

The human version of a stuck door that never moves

He walked into the hallway and no one moved. It was like he wasn’t even there.

He asked a question in class and the teacher didn’t even look at him.

He tried to dance and it looked like he was doing the robot in slow motion with a broken leg.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Pooper

A human who shits nonstop and lives on Taco Bell like it's their last meal before the apocalypse

I saw D1 Pooper at the mall. He had a taco bell in one hand and a toilet paper roll in the other.

D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm crying.'

At the gym, D1 Pooper ran past me while holding a taco bell and a Depends.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Pooper

A person who poops like it's a job and eats Taco Bell like it's a religion

D1 Pooper came to my house at 3 AM with a taco bell and a bag of poop.

My mom said D1 Pooper left a trail of tacos and poop from the park to the gas station.

D1 Pooper DM'd me: 'I just ate a taco bell and now I'm ready to poop.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Pooper

Someone who poops so much it's a lifestyle and eats Taco Bell like it's a love language

D1 Pooper showed up to my birthday with a taco bell and a mini toilet.

I saw D1 Pooper crying in the parking lot with a taco bell and a poopy diaper.

D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate a taco bell and now I'm pooping in my pants.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Hater

A total mouthpiece who roasts everything someone says, even if it’s good.

@D1Hater: 'That speech was garbage. I’d rather watch paint dry.'

D1 Hater: 'Why did you say that? You’re an idiot.'

D1 Hater DMs: 'Your essay was okay, but I’m still mad.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Hater

A full-time hater. D1 is the top tier of college sports, and this person is the top tier of being a pain in the ass.

'I hate this team so much, I could punch a wall.'

D1 Hater: 'That game was the worst. I hate everything about it.'

D1 Hater: 'I’m not even watching the game. I just hate it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Hater

This hater is so obsessed with being noticed, they hate people just to feel important.

'I hate that guy. He’s not even worth my time.'

D1 Hater: 'I hate this song. It’s not even that bad.'

D1 Hater: 'I don’t like this movie. I hate it just because I want to be cool.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Hater

A baby who thinks using slurs makes them look tough. They're not tough, they're just dumb.

'That guy’s not even cool. He’s just a wimp.'

D1 Hater: 'I said that slur because I’m tough.'

D1 Hater: 'You’re not even worth my time. I hate you.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Hater

A real-life hater who believes everyone and everything is trash. They’re just sad and don’t know how to be happy.

'This game is the worst. Everything is the worst.'

D1 Hater: 'I hate everything. I don’t even like my own face.'

D1 Hater: 'Life is bad. I hate it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Gooner

A person who can’t stop looking at porn or thinking about sex, even when it’s obvious they should be doing something else.

My D1 Gooner brother watched three hours of porn during his math test.

She texted me a link to a porn video during church.

He tried to go to sleep but ended up watching a porn ad on his phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Gooner

Someone who is so obsessed with going on about sex and porn, they act like it’s the most important thing in life.

He started a group chat just for sending each other porn links.

She turned her whole lunch break into a debate about the best porn video ever.

He texted me during my dinner: 'You gotta see this new porn video, it’s insane.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Glazing

When some attention-hungry piece of trash keeps bugging you for no reason because they can't handle not being the center of the universe and they post sad, whiny nonsense about their ex all day long.

Hey you, I need 50 likes on my post or I'll cry in the comments

I'm posting about my ex again because they didn't text me back

You're the only one who'll like this, so I need you to like it right now

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D1 Glazing

When a desperate, self-absorbed loser keeps asking you for attention like it's their job and they spam the internet with pathetic stories about their ex every single day.

I'm going to post this 10 times if you don't reply

My ex didn't like my new haircut and now I'm sad

I need 10 likes or I'm going to post this at 3 AM

by Slangipedia 16d ago