Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

God said chaos is coming and it’s gonna be loud

My mom said I was gonna fail math. I said, DAGMI.

I told my teacher I was gonna pass. He said, DAGMI?

My dog chewed my homework. I said, DAGMI, and I got an A.

2

The universe is throwing a tantrum and you’re the one who has to clean it up

My dad yelled at me for getting a D. I said, DAGMI, and he yelled back.

My friend failed the test. I said, DAGMI, and he cried.

I got grounded for eating my homework. I said, DAGMI, and I got more grounded.

3

When everything goes to hell and you laugh in its face

I failed my math test. I said, DAGMI, and I laughed.

My dog peed on my bed. I said, DAGMI, and I threw confetti.

I got a B on my science test. I said, DAGMI, and I got a pizza.

4

The mess you make is so big, even God is tired of it

I got in trouble for not doing my homework. I said, DAGMI, and I got extra homework.

My brother broke my phone. I said, DAGMI, and he broke my sister’s phone too.

I failed my spelling test. I said, DAGMI, and I got a zero.

5

You're the loud kid in the class who everyone hates but also kind of loves

I said DAGMI in class. My teacher hates me, but my friends love me.

I said DAGMI during lunch. The whole cafeteria heard me.

I said DAGMI to my mom. She said, 'You're gonna get grounded.' I said, 'DAGMI!'