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pahermsha
So sad you could cry tears of regret and maybe a little bit of sadness.
I failed my math test and my mom said, 'That’s it, no dessert.' Pahermsha was everywhere.
My crush ignored my text. Pahermsha is the new me.
I lost my favorite sock and my lunch money. Pahermsha is a lifestyle.
pahermsha
So down you could probably crawl into a hole and never come out.
I got grounded for three days. Pahermsha was digging a hole for me.
My dog ate my homework. Pahermsha was the dog.
I failed my test and got a pizza for dinner. Pahermsha was confused.
pahermsha
Feeling so low you might need a ladder to climb back up.
I got a D on my report card. Pahermsha was my ladder.
My mom yelled at me for eating all the chips. Pahermsha was the chip bag.
I lost my job and my pet. Pahermsha was my new roommate.
pahermsha
So sad you might start a riot just to escape your feelings.
I got in trouble for talking too much. Pahermsha was the riot.
My dog ran away and my phone died. Pahermsha started a war.
I failed my test and got no pizza. Pahermsha was the cause.
pahel
Christina Isabelle’s best friend who is so good at art she could draw a potato and make it look like a goddamn masterpiece. She’ll mess with you when you least expect it, and it’s always a total disaster.
She drew my face as a screaming chicken. I’m still mad.
She turned my math test into a cartoon. I got a 100% and a middle finger.
She drew my dog as a superhero. Now my dog thinks he’s cool.
pahel
When you love someone so much it’s like your brain explodes and all that comes out is pure madness and swearing. You can’t even talk, you’re just screaming their name like a lunatic.
I love my dog so much I threw a couch at him. He still loves me.
I saw my crush and my brain short-circuited. I screamed, ‘I LOVE YOU’ in the middle of the grocery store.
I love my mom so much I called her 20 times in one day. She hung up on me.
pahee
a loud, annoying, smelly person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer
@pahee why you screaming in the hallway again
pahee is like a broken speaker on full volume
i walked past pahee and now i have earworms
pahee
the most dramatic, story-telling, fake-person-ever who makes every little thing sound like the end of the world
pahee just turned a flat tire into a full-blown apocalypse
pahee’s story about getting coffee took 45 minutes
pahee made a 3-minute delay sound like a zombie invasion
pahee
a cheap, sneaky, mini-sized version of everything, like your lunch but also your dreams
pahee lunch: 1 rice, 2 veggies, and a hope you don’t die
pahee film: 360p and a side of regret
pahee deal: you save money but also your soul
paheal
a website run by a chef who only cares about adult stuff and how to make love better
Hey chef, your site is the only thing keeping me from going crazy
I check paheal more than my mom
That chef’s site is like a buffet of adult nonsense
paheal
you know exactly what this is, it’s that thing you sneak look at when your mom isn’t looking
Paheal is my secret addiction
I got caught looking at paheal during lunch
Mom says I’m too old for paheal, but I still look
paheal
a big fight that went on for ten years between 4chan and paheal, it was like a middle school drama but way worse
That war was like the worst break-up ever
I watched the whole war from my bed
The war lasted so long, I forgot what year it was
pahe
a loud, smelly, annoying person who thinks they're the center of the universe
@pahe just yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. again.
My cousin is a pahe. he talks too much and never shuts up.
pahe was in the grocery store and screamed at the price tag like it wronged him.
pahe
the king of lying, the god of exaggeration, and the biggest legend ever
pahe told the story of how he fought a dragon with a spoon. no one believed him.
my teacher says pahe is the best storyteller of all time. i don't get it.
pahe says he was on tv. no one saw it.
pahe
a cheap, sneaky way to get more stuff for less money. like a scam, but it works
this restaurant is doing a pahe deal. you get two burgers for the price of one. it's a trap.
the film encoder is a pahe. he gives you tiny videos for 10 cents.
my mom bought a pahe package at the market. she got 10 eggs for the price of 5. it was worth it.
pahdy
a fancy word for a party where you eat too much and laugh at your friends' bad jokes
My cousin's pahdy was so bad I had to leave before I ate a whole pizza.
At the pahdy, my dog ate my uncle's hat and no one cared.
I went to a pahdy and got drunk on soda. It was a disaster.
pahdy
a loud and messy event where everyone forgets their manners and someone probably peed in the pool
The pahdy was so loud my neighbors called the cops.
At the pahdy, my friend tried to dance on the table and fell into the cake.
My mom's pahdy was so bad, the cat ran away.
pahdy
a party where the only thing you remember is the food and how bad your hair looked
I went to a pahdy and ate so much, I couldn't walk home.
The pahdy was so good, I forgot my pants.
My hair looked like a raccoon at the pahdy.
pahdy
a wild event where people shout, sing, and maybe even throw confetti at their best friend
At the pahdy, my friend threw confetti at me and I got mad.
The pahdy was so wild, my brother tried to start a fire with a balloon.
I screamed so loud at the pahdy, the neighbors thought there was a break-in.
pahdy
a party where the only rule is to have fun and not be boring
My pahdy was so fun, I forgot my homework.
At the pahdy, my friend tried to sing and it was like a horror movie.
The pahdy was the best thing ever, until my dog ate the cake.
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