pahee

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a loud, annoying, smelly person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just there to suffer

@pahee why you screaming in the hallway again

pahee is like a broken speaker on full volume

i walked past pahee and now i have earworms

the most dramatic, story-telling, fake-person-ever who makes every little thing sound like the end of the world

pahee just turned a flat tire into a full-blown apocalypse

pahee’s story about getting coffee took 45 minutes

pahee made a 3-minute delay sound like a zombie invasion

a cheap, sneaky, mini-sized version of everything, like your lunch but also your dreams

pahee lunch: 1 rice, 2 veggies, and a hope you don’t die

pahee film: 360p and a side of regret

pahee deal: you save money but also your soul