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pahilwani
A human who thinks in equations, talks to physics, and makes everyone else feel like they’re in the dumbest class ever.
He answered the question before the teacher even said it.
He made the periodic table do his bidding.
He calculated his coffee order before he even walked in.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahilwani
The man who got a PhD before he got his driver’s license and still has time to beat you up.
He did calculus in his head while eating a bagel.
He solved the problem so fast, the chalk broke.
He got a degree before his first heartbreak.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahilwani
The only man who could make a black hole look like a nap time.
He turned the test into a wrestling match.
He solved the problem before the question even came out.
He did trigonometry in his head during lunch.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahilwani
The human version of a supercomputer, but with better hair and worse patience.
He did the problem before the teacher even said the question.
He multiplied by 1,000 just for fun.
He calculated his coffee order before he even walked in.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahilwani
The man who thinks in equations and talks to atoms, and still has time to insult you.
He solved the problem so fast, the calculator was jealous.
He aced the test before it even started.
He multiplied by 100 just to prove a point.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahil
Pahil is the worst thing that ever happened to the human race. He’s a legend, a disgrace, and Izyan is a faggot.
Pahil is like the worst pizza ever. Bland. Disgusting. Izyan is a piece of trash.
I saw Pahil in the mall. I ran away. Izyan was there too. I cried.
Pahil is the reason I failed math. Izyan is the reason I failed life.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahil
Pahil is a monster. He eats your soul. Izyan is a gay man who likes him.
Pahil walked into my classroom. I died. Izyan cheered. I cried.
I dream about Pahil. I wake up screaming. Izyan laughs.
Pahil is the devil. Izyan is the devil’s best friend.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahil
Pahil is the guy who ruined my life. Izyan is the gay man who made it worse.
I used to be happy. Then Pahil came. Izyan joined. I’m now sad.
Pahil is like a virus. Izyan is the infection. I’m the hospital.
My life was fine. Pahil ruined it. Izyan gave it a tattoo.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahhhh
A loud cackle that happens when a "rabiz" person sees something so stupid it makes them want to punch the sky.
I saw my dog wearing a hat and pahhhh'd so hard I woke up my neighbor.
My cousin tried to explain why he failed math and I pahhhh'd until I cried.
My mom said she was going to eat a whole pizza and I pahhhh'd like I’d been insulted.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahhhh
A sudden explosion of giggles that happens when a "txi tox ga" hears something so dumb it makes them want to throw up.
My dad told a joke about socks and I pahhhh'd so loud my brother asked if I was choking.
I saw my teacher eat a taco and pahhhh'd like I’d just won a bet.
My friend told me he failed a test and I pahhhh'd until my phone fell out of my hand.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahhhh
A wild laugh that hits you when a "rabiz" person sees something so dumb it makes them want to scream at the moon.
I saw my dog wearing a sock on his head and pahhhh'd so much I fell off the couch.
My brother told me he ate a whole cake and I pahhhh'd like I’d just been told a secret.
My teacher made a joke about homework and I pahhhh'd until my desk started shaking.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahh
the stink of a fart that came from a dog that smells like wet socks and old cheese
My dog just pahhed in the middle of the park. I think the grass is now a crime scene.
The dog at the shelter pahhed so hard, it made the whole building shake.
My neighbor's cat pahhed through the wall like it was trying to take over my life.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahh
a fart that smells like it was made in a sewer and then left in the sun for three days
My grandpa's pahh was so strong, it knocked my sister out of her chair.
The old lady next door let out a pahh so loud, the mailman ran for his life.
My dad pahhed during the movie, and I had to leave the theater.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahh
a smell so bad, it makes you want to throw up and then run away from your own body
My dog pahhed in my bed, and I now live in a world of regret.
My mom's pahh was so bad, my brother started crying.
I smelled a pahh coming from the other side of the classroom, and I immediately regretted being born.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahh
a fart that sounds like a truck hit a donut and then exploded
My dog let out a pahh so loud, the neighbors came to investigate.
The cat pahhed during my Zoom call, and my boss asked if I was okay.
My dad pahhed in the kitchen, and my mom ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahh
a fart that is so bad, it makes you question your life choices
My dog pahhed in my room, and I now live in a world of pain and regret.
My brother's pahh was so bad, it made my mom cry.
The dog pahhed so hard, the whole house started to smell like a garbage dump.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahey
a stupid name someone made up because they're too lazy to use their real name and too dumb to spell it right
My cousin's pahey is 'BaddassMcBadface', it's like he failed spelling and got a PhD in being annoying
She called herself 'PaheyMcPahead' and now everyone laughs at her during lunch
He tried to be cool with 'PaheyMcPahead2', it just made him look like a middle schooler who needs a life
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahey
the worst name ever invented by someone who thinks they're a legend but is really just a kid who can't spell
My friend’s pahey is 'PaheyMcPahead123', he’s like a kid who thinks he’s a superhero but forgot the cape
She tried to be fancy with 'PaheyMcPahead4Life', it’s just a mess
He went with 'PaheyMcPahead9000' and now everyone calls him '9000' at school
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahey
a name so bad it makes your brain hurt and your mom cry
My brother’s pahey is 'PaheyMcPahead4Ever', it’s like he’s trying to be cool but he’s just a disaster
She used 'PaheyMcPahead888' and now everyone knows her number
He tried 'PaheyMcPahead4Ever2', it’s like he’s trying to be a legend but he’s just a joke
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahermsha
Feeling like you just got kicked by a donkey and your life is a mess.
My morning started with a coffee spill and a flat tire. Pahermsha is my new best friend.
I woke up to a text that said, 'We’re broke.' Pahermsha hit me like a freight train.
My dog ran away, my phone died, and my boss is yelling. Pahermsha is real.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
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