Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the stink of a fart that came from a dog that smells like wet socks and old cheese

My dog just pahhed in the middle of the park. I think the grass is now a crime scene.

The dog at the shelter pahhed so hard, it made the whole building shake.

My neighbor's cat pahhed through the wall like it was trying to take over my life.

2

a fart that smells like it was made in a sewer and then left in the sun for three days

My grandpa's pahh was so strong, it knocked my sister out of her chair.

The old lady next door let out a pahh so loud, the mailman ran for his life.

My dad pahhed during the movie, and I had to leave the theater.

3

a smell so bad, it makes you want to throw up and then run away from your own body

My dog pahhed in my bed, and I now live in a world of regret.

My mom's pahh was so bad, my brother started crying.

I smelled a pahh coming from the other side of the classroom, and I immediately regretted being born.

4

a fart that sounds like a truck hit a donut and then exploded

My dog let out a pahh so loud, the neighbors came to investigate.

The cat pahhed during my Zoom call, and my boss asked if I was okay.

My dad pahhed in the kitchen, and my mom ran out of the house.

5

a fart that is so bad, it makes you question your life choices

My dog pahhed in my room, and I now live in a world of pain and regret.

My brother's pahh was so bad, it made my mom cry.

The dog pahhed so hard, the whole house started to smell like a garbage dump.