pahilwani

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The king of all men, the god of brainpower, and the reason why your math teacher cries into their coffee.
He aced the test so hard, the calculator exploded.
He solved the problem before the question was even asked.
He multiplied by 100 just to show off.
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A human who thinks in equations, talks to physics, and makes everyone else feel like they’re in the dumbest class ever.
He answered the question before the teacher even said it.
He made the periodic table do his bidding.
He calculated his coffee order before he even walked in.
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The man who got a PhD before he got his driver’s license and still has time to beat you up.
He did calculus in his head while eating a bagel.
He solved the problem so fast, the chalk broke.
He got a degree before his first heartbreak.
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The only man who could make a black hole look like a nap time.
He turned the test into a wrestling match.
He solved the problem before the question even came out.
He did trigonometry in his head during lunch.
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The human version of a supercomputer, but with better hair and worse patience.
He did the problem before the teacher even said the question.
He multiplied by 1,000 just for fun.
He calculated his coffee order before he even walked in.
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The man who thinks in equations and talks to atoms, and still has time to insult you.
He solved the problem so fast, the calculator was jealous.
He aced the test before it even started.
He multiplied by 100 just to prove a point.
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