pahel

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#artistic menace #bestie chaos #visual torture

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Christina Isabelle’s best friend who is so good at art she could draw a potato and make it look like a goddamn masterpiece. She’ll mess with you when you least expect it, and it’s always a total disaster.

She drew my face as a screaming chicken. I’m still mad.

She turned my math test into a cartoon. I got a 100% and a middle finger.

She drew my dog as a superhero. Now my dog thinks he’s cool.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you love someone so much it’s like your brain explodes and all that comes out is pure madness and swearing. You can’t even talk, you’re just screaming their name like a lunatic.

I love my dog so much I threw a couch at him. He still loves me.

I saw my crush and my brain short-circuited. I screamed, ‘I LOVE YOU’ in the middle of the grocery store.

I love my mom so much I called her 20 times in one day. She hung up on me.

by Slangipedia 5h ago