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When your dad messes everything up just because he doesn’t know when to stop

Your dad taking simple things and turning them into total nonsense because he’s too proud to admit he’s wrong

A fancy way to say something is total nonsense and completely stupid. It started in a fancy Swiss town during a war when people were tired of fighting and making sense.

Used to describe something so chaotic and pointless it defies all logic. It started in Switzerland when people were too busy being mad to care about art.

A fancy term for something that is completely absurd and makes no sense. It came from a group of people who hated war and made art that was just as stupid as they were.

When something is so weird and senseless it’s like a kid threw a tantrum in a museum. It started in Switzerland during a war when people gave up on making sense.

A stupid way to describe something that’s just nonsense. It started in Switzerland during a war when people were too busy being annoyed to make good art.

A fancy term for something that is completely ridiculous and makes no sense. It came from people who hated war and made art that was even worse than the war.

When you know the beat of a song but can't remember if it's about your ex or your mom's bad hair day

The sound of your brain short-circuiting when you try to remember a song but fail hard

What you yell when you're too lazy to remember the lyrics but still want to seem cool

The desperate attempt to fake singing when you know you're going to fail

When you're trying to sing along but your brain is on strike and won't help

When you think you know the song but you're just making it up as you go

The guy who runs Facebook and can't even keep his own company safe. He's like a kid with a toy he doesn't know how to use.

The man who made Facebook so bad, it's like the worst cafeteria food ever. He's a security nightmare.

The worst CEO ever. He can't protect his own company and acts like it's no big deal. He's a disaster.

When a parent tries so hard to be cool that they look like a sad, sweaty loser who forgot how to be a parent. It's when they try to act like they're still young and relevant, but they're just embarrassing themselves.

A disease where a parent wears sunglasses at 10 PM, tries to rap in the car, and still claims they're not trying to be cool. It's like they're begging for approval from kids who think they're already ancient.

When a parent goes full-on 'I was there' mode, listing every stupid thing they did in their youth, even if it was just wearing a fanny pack to the grocery store. It's like they're trying to make up for all the times they forgot to pick their kid up.