Dadabetes
A disease where a parent wears sunglasses at 10 PM, tries to rap in the car, and still claims they're not trying to be cool. It's like they're begging for approval from kids who think they're already ancient.
'I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just trying to not be a total failure.'
'I still know how to dance... in the 90s... and I'm not even mad about it.'
'I'm not trying to be cool, I just want my kid to stop rolling their eyes at me.'