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Daddyswing
when you get a little wild with your cat and you might even end up going all the way if you're not careful
I was cleaning my room and my cat jumped on me and we did daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it just rolled over and ignored me
I did daddyswing with my cat and now it's my favorite thing ever
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyswing
when you get all lovey-dovey with your cat and you might even go full on if you're feeling it
I was watching a movie and my cat curled up next to me and we did daddyswing
I tried to daddyswing my cat and it just looked at me like I was crazy
I did daddyswing with my cat and now it's my main squeeze
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysteak
A meaty old man who’s got the body of a teen but the face of a man who’s had too much whiskey and bad decisions
Bro, that guy at the gym is a Daddysteak. He flexed and I almost cried.
My uncle is a Daddysteak. He still tries to hit on my mom.
That man at the bar is a Daddysteak. He said he was my dad’s best friend. He wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysteak
A man who’s old enough to know better but still looks like he could beat you up and still take you out for ice cream
My teacher is a Daddysteak. He told me he used to be a bouncer.
That guy at the restaurant is a Daddysteak. He winked at me and I almost spilled my soda.
My dad’s friend is a Daddysteak. He still tries to flirt with my mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysteak
A man who looks like he could be your dad’s best friend but still got the body of a guy who works out every day
That man at the mall is a Daddysteak. He looked at me like he wanted to eat me.
My neighbor is a Daddysteak. He still tries to flirt with my mom.
That guy at the park is a Daddysteak. He told me he used to be a wrestler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyspoon
A spoon your teacher may tell you to whack out and use to beat eggs into a bloody mess.
My teacher said, 'You’re gonna use that daddyspoon to whip eggs until they look like your math test.'
I got told to whack out the daddyspoon and use it to beat eggs like a madman.
The daddyspoon was my punishment for talking too much during lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyspoon
That spoon your teacher makes you pull out of your butt to mix up eggs like it’s a crime.
The daddyspoon was pulled out of my butt like I was a prisoner.
My teacher said, 'You’re gonna mix eggs with that daddyspoon or I’ll mix your face with a mop.'
They made me use the daddyspoon to whip eggs because I said 'butt' in class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyspoon
A spoon your teacher makes you dig out of your back and use to torture eggs into submission.
I had to dig the daddyspoon out of my back like I was a monster.
The daddyspoon was my egg-whipping tool and my teacher was a sadist.
They made me use the daddyspoon to torture eggs because I wouldn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysmeg
A smelly guy named Julio Perez who thinks he's a king.
Julio walked into the bathroom with a sandwich and a look of pure arrogance.
He called me 'my lord' and then peed on the floor.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got a slap for his trouble.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysmeg
A guy named Julio Perez who smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
He showed up to my birthday party in a stained shirt and brought a sock as a gift.
He tried to propose to my sister and got a pizza box thrown at his head.
He sat next to me on the bus and didn't realize he was leaking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysmeg
A man named Julio Perez who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's not.
He said he could beat up a bear and then cried when he tripped over a cat.
He claimed to be a rockstar and played the kazoo in a restaurant.
He told me he was a genius and then forgot how to tie his shoes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysicle
A juicy snack my man hands me, so good it makes me want to cry and laugh at the same time.
Bro just handed me a Daddysicle. I'm gonna die from happiness.
My man's Daddysicle is so good, I'm gonna start a cult.
I ate a Daddysicle and now I'm the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysicle
A mouthful of pure heaven my man gives me, so good it's like he's trying to make me immortal.
Daddysicle time. I'm gonna live forever.
My man gave me a Daddysicle. I'm not even kidding.
That Daddysicle was like a godsend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddysicle
A snack so good my man gives it to me, and I'm gonna beat the crap out of anyone who doesn't like it.
I just ate a Daddysicle. If you don't like it, I'll punch you.
Daddysicle = my life. No one messes with my Daddysicle.
I got a Daddysicle. I'm happy. You're not. Deal with it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy
If you walk on Earth you’re dead meat if you’re still breathing
I saw you outside the store. You’re still alive? You must be a ghost.
You walked on Earth and lived? I guess I’m not the only one who’s cursed.
You exist? I thought the rule said you’d be dead by now.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy
If you’re on Earth you’re doomed if you’re not a ghost
You’re still here? You’re not a ghost? I’m getting worried.
I walked on Earth and survived. You should be dead.
You walked on Earth and you’re alive? I think you’re a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy
If you step on Earth you’re a goner if you’re still breathing
You stepped on Earth and you’re still alive? I don’t know what you are.
You’re still breathing? I thought you were a goner.
You walked on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s not fair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy
If you live on Earth you’re a waste of oxygen if you’re not a ghost
You’re still alive? You’re a waste of oxygen. I don’t even know what that means.
You walked on Earth and you’re still breathing? You’re a waste of oxygen.
You’re not a ghost and you’re still breathing? That’s just sad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy
If you breathe on Earth you’re a mistake if you’re still here
You breathe on Earth and you’re still here? That’s a mistake.
You’re still here? I thought you’d be dead by now.
You breathe on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s a mistake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daddyshitfuckmeyourmomisfat Rule idk I’m lazy
If you’re on Earth you’re a joke if you’re still alive
You’re still alive? That’s a joke.
You walked on Earth and you’re not dead? That’s a joke.
You’re still breathing and you’re not a ghost? That’s a joke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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