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Dacray
Dacray is when someone is so dumb they could be a vegetable. It’s mostly said by girls who think they’re cool, but are actually just loud and stupid. It’s like being the dumbest crayon in the box.
My sister is dacray. She thinks she’s a robot. She even says she doesn’t need to eat.
My friend called me dacray for wearing a hat inside. I said it was a fashion choice.
My teacher said I was dacray for throwing erasers at the class. I said it was a rebellion.
Dacquine
A Dacquine is a girl who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do the snooze button. She’s cute, emotional, and can make you cum in bed while screaming your name.
I saw her in the hallway and I literally dropped my sandwich.
She cried over a broken pencil and I cried with her.
She said my name in bed and I nearly bit through my pillow.
Dacquine
A Dacquine is a girl who looks like a fairy but acts like a witch. She’s sweet, but she’ll curse you if you don’t text her back.
She sent me a message and I answered it in 10 seconds.
She made me cry over a text and I still don’t know why.
She smiled at me and I immediately forgot my password.
Dacquine
A Dacquine is a girl who can make you happy, sad, and angry all in one day. She’s the reason you forgot to do your homework.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She said she was sad and I cried with her.
She made me angry and I threw my phone at the wall.
Dacquine
A Dacquine is a girl who’s like a snack for your soul. She’s cute, emotional, and you’ll do anything for her.
I skipped breakfast just to text her.
She made me cry and I didn’t even know why.
She smiled at me and I forgot my name.
Dacquine
A Dacquine is a girl who looks like a goddess but acts like a toddler. She’s cute, emotional, and can make you cum in bed.
She cried over a broken crayon and I cried with her.
She made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
She said my name in bed and I almost bit her.
Dacquine
A Dacquine is a girl who’s like a drug. You can’t live without her. She’s cute, emotional, and you’ll do anything for her.
I skipped lunch just to text her.
She made me cry and I didn’t even know why.
She smiled at me and I forgot my own name.
Dacquari
The most hot person ever, mostly blonde, has two kids she’s barely responsible for, and still manages to be a saint with a brain full of stupid ideas and a heart made of glitter and bad decisions.
"You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen, and also the most annoying.", A kid who’s been forced to sit next to her for six hours.
"She’s like a saint, but she also eats cake for breakfast.", A guy who’s seen her do that.
"Why is her soul so loud?", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.
Dacquari
A woman so good-looking it hurts, mostly blonde, has two kids who probably hate her, and is so kind she might actually let you live if you ask nicely.
"She’s the only person who can make me feel guilty for eating too much pizza.", A kid who’s been caught sneaking pizza at 2 a. m.
"She’s like a saint with a temper and a really good hair day.", A guy who’s seen her throw a fit over a spilled soda.
"She’s beautiful, kind, and also the reason I have a tattoo of a cake.", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.
Dacquari
The most attractive person in the whole world, mostly blonde, has two kids who are probably the worst, and is the kind of person who would forgive you for stealing her fries but also would punch you for it.
"She’s so kind, but she also has a temper that could melt ice cream.", A kid who took her last fry.
"She’s beautiful, kind, and also the reason I have a black eye.", A guy who took her last fry.
"She’s the most attractive person ever, but she also has a temper that could make a volcano explode.", A man who’s been married to her for 10 years.
Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who only shows up when you need a quick lay. She's like a cheap beer can you chug after a long day of being a human garbage disposal.
'I saw her at the bar. She was the only one who didn't laugh when I told my dad jokes.'
'She showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a smile that said 'I'm here for the meat and potatoes.'
'She called me at 3 a. m. just to say 'I miss your cock.' I don't know what that means, but I'm paying for it.'
Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who's only good for one thing and that thing is your cock. She's like a toaster that only toasts one side of your bread.
'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the wine.' I brought the wine and the wine was her.'
'She showed up with a bag of pretzels and a look that said 'I'm not here for you, I'm here for the snacks.''
'She said she'd be here for dinner. I got there and she was already half-dressed.'
Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who only wants your cock and your money. She’s like a beggar who only takes your change and leaves your soul in the gutter.
'She showed up at the store and said 'I need money. I need a man.' I gave her both.'
'She said she'd be here for the weekend. I got there and she was already on my phone.'
'She sent me a picture of her in pajamas and said 'I'm your Dacozie now.' I said 'You're my Dacozie forever.'
Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who shows up just to give you a quickie and then disappears. She's like a ghost who only haunts your bathroom in the middle of the night.
'She showed up at my door with a bottle of wine and said 'I'm here for the wine and your cock.' I drank the wine and gave her the cock.'
'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the snacks.' I brought the snacks and she brought the cock.'
'She said she'd be here for the night. I got there and she was already on my couch.'
Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who's only good for one thing and that thing is your cock. She’s like a broken phone that only works when you hold it just right.
'She showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a look that said 'I'm here for the snacks and your cock.' I gave her both.'
'She sent me a picture of her in a bathrobe and said 'I'm your Dacozie now.' I said 'You're my Dacozie forever.'
'She showed up at the bar and said 'I'm here for the drinks and your cock.' I gave her the drinks and she gave me the cock.'
Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who shows up just to give you a quickie and then leaves you hanging. She’s like a pizza that only comes with one slice and you’re left with the crust.
'She showed up at my door with a pizza and said 'I'm here for the pizza and your cock.' I gave her both.'
'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the snacks.' I brought the snacks and she brought the cock.'
'She said she'd be here for the night. I got there and she was already on my couch.'
Dacow
A place where cows get the worst beatings ever, like in that stupid Family Guy episode. It’s a joke about a Nazi camp, but it’s still gross.
My uncle got sent to Dacow for eating too much steak.
The cows there scream louder than my mom when she’s mad.
I’d rather be in a Nazi camp than Dacow any day.
Dacow
A meat factory where cows get slaughtered like they owe money. It’s a funny twist on a real torture camp, but it’s still disgusting.
That Dacow is the worst place on Earth for cows.
I bet the cows there wish they were in a Nazi camp.
Dacow is like a meat version of hell.
Dacow
A cow prison where they get tortured for being delicious. It’s a joke about a concentration camp, but it’s still the worst.
Dacow is the only place where cows get tortured for being tasty.
I’d rather be in a concentration camp than Dacow.
Cows there probably wish they were never born.
Dacovney
Dacovney is a smug know-it-all who thinks she's the queen of everything. She's got a joke for every situation and a smirk for every mistake you make. She hides her feelings like a criminal hiding from the cops.
Dacovney walked into the room and immediately made fun of my hair. 'Is that a neon sign or a fire hazard?'
She texted me during class: 'You failed math. Again. I'm proud.'
When I spilled my drink, she just said, 'That's your life now.'
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