Dacozie
A Dacozie is a woman who's only good for one thing and that thing is your cock. She's like a toaster that only toasts one side of your bread.
'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the wine.' I brought the wine and the wine was her.'
'She showed up with a bag of pretzels and a look that said 'I'm not here for you, I'm here for the snacks.''
'She said she'd be here for dinner. I got there and she was already half-dressed.'