Dacozie

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A Dacozie is a woman who only shows up when you need a quick lay. She's like a cheap beer can you chug after a long day of being a human garbage disposal.

'I saw her at the bar. She was the only one who didn't laugh when I told my dad jokes.'

'She showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a smile that said 'I'm here for the meat and potatoes.'

'She called me at 3 a. m. just to say 'I miss your cock.' I don't know what that means, but I'm paying for it.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Dacozie is a woman who's only good for one thing and that thing is your cock. She's like a toaster that only toasts one side of your bread.

'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the wine.' I brought the wine and the wine was her.'

'She showed up with a bag of pretzels and a look that said 'I'm not here for you, I'm here for the snacks.''

'She said she'd be here for dinner. I got there and she was already half-dressed.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Dacozie is a woman who only wants your cock and your money. She’s like a beggar who only takes your change and leaves your soul in the gutter.

'She showed up at the store and said 'I need money. I need a man.' I gave her both.'

'She said she'd be here for the weekend. I got there and she was already on my phone.'

'She sent me a picture of her in pajamas and said 'I'm your Dacozie now.' I said 'You're my Dacozie forever.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Dacozie is a woman who shows up just to give you a quickie and then disappears. She's like a ghost who only haunts your bathroom in the middle of the night.

'She showed up at my door with a bottle of wine and said 'I'm here for the wine and your cock.' I drank the wine and gave her the cock.'

'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the snacks.' I brought the snacks and she brought the cock.'

'She said she'd be here for the night. I got there and she was already on my couch.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Dacozie is a woman who's only good for one thing and that thing is your cock. She’s like a broken phone that only works when you hold it just right.

'She showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a look that said 'I'm here for the snacks and your cock.' I gave her both.'

'She sent me a picture of her in a bathrobe and said 'I'm your Dacozie now.' I said 'You're my Dacozie forever.'

'She showed up at the bar and said 'I'm here for the drinks and your cock.' I gave her the drinks and she gave me the cock.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Dacozie is a woman who shows up just to give you a quickie and then leaves you hanging. She’s like a pizza that only comes with one slice and you’re left with the crust.

'She showed up at my door with a pizza and said 'I'm here for the pizza and your cock.' I gave her both.'

'She texted me 'I'm coming over. Bring the snacks.' I brought the snacks and she brought the cock.'

'She said she'd be here for the night. I got there and she was already on my couch.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago