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He does coding, modeling, stock trading, and architecture. He’s like a god with a keyboard and a calculator.

Kevin does coding, modeling, stock trading, and architecture. That’s just ridiculous.

Why does Kevin do all that stuff? That’s just cruel.

Kevin’s like a god with a keyboard. That’s just annoying.

He’s crazy too. He’s like a madman who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s got 13 languages, and he’s not even fat. That’s just madness.

Kevin is crazy, like a madman who thinks he’s the king of the world.

He’s not even fat, but he’s still crazy. That’s just wild.

Kevin, you’re crazy, and you’re not even fat. That’s just rude.

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Daenall

You’re chillin’ in the ocean when a dolphin comes outta nowhere and stuffs its face up your butt without asking.

I was floatin’ like a king when a dolphin just popped my ass like it was a buffet.

Swimmin’ with my buds when one of ’em got a surprise butt plug from a dolphin.

I was chillin’ in the ocean when a dolphin gave me a one-way trip to butt heaven.

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Daenall

A dolphin sneaks up behind you in the water and gives you a butt-fondue without your permission.

I was makin’ a splash when a dolphin turned me into a butt-fondue masterpiece.

I thought I was relaxin’ in the water. Turns out I was a side dish for a dolphin.

I was swimmin’ when I got turned into a dolphin’s dessert.

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Daenall

You’re chillin’ in the ocean when a dolphin comes up and gives you a surprise butt-burger with no sauce.

I was chillin’ in the water when a dolphin came up and gave me a butt-burger with no sauce.

I was chillin’ like a boss when a dolphin turned me into a butt-burger.

I was floatin’ like a cloud when a dolphin hit me with a butt-burger.

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Daenah

A daenah is a tiny human who looks like they could fit in a shoe but still manages to be the most annoying person in the room.

My cousin is a daenah. She’s like a tiny tornado with a smile.

I saw a daenah in the mall. She looked like she was going to cry because she couldn’t reach the candy aisle.

My daenah friend eats a whole pizza by herself. And still fits in her tiny pants.

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Daenah

A daenah is a girl who thinks Owen is the best human ever. She probably would marry him if he asked her in a McDonald’s drive-thru.

Daenah: 'Owen is my soulmate. He even knows my favorite soda.'

My daenah sister would follow Owen to the ends of the Earth. Even if it meant walking past the gym.

Daenah: 'If Owen didn’t exist, I’d probably cry myself to sleep every night.'

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Daena

A woman so good-looking she makes your face hurt. She smiles and suddenly you feel like a sad, ugly kid who got left out of the cool group.

Daena walked in and I immediately forgot my own name.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

She looked at me and I felt like I was wearing a clown suit.

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Daena

Probably 4’9” which means she’s short enough to be annoying but tall enough to still be kind of cute.

She’s short but not short enough to be a joke.

4’9” is just enough to make you wonder why she doesn’t wear heels.

She’s like a mini-me version of a hot person.

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Daena

A horse therapist who scares the horses and makes them run like they’re being chased by a monster.

The horse ran away when she walked in.

She made the horse kick me and I got a bruise for my trouble.

The horse looked like it wanted to cry.

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Daena

A jackass who thinks they’re the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is just there to suffer.

She talked over me like I wasn’t even there.

She made me wait 10 minutes just to be dramatic.

She said I was annoying and then forgot my name.

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Daen

The king of all douches! A Daene thinks he's the bees knees and a total stud. But the truth is he's just a big, smelly dog who thinks he's human, licks his own nuts, pees on everything, and has a obsession with humping anything that moves.

'I'm the most attractive man in the room,' he said, while wearing socks with sandals and a shirt that had food on it.

'He tried to flirt with my mom. I had to restrain him with a leash.'

'He humps my backpack. I think he thinks it's a teddy bear.'

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Daen

A guy who's got more personalities than a cartoon character. He's got a junk that could take out a small army. He wears less clothes than a homeless person on a hot day. He's a beast at SSB and probably beats you in the shower.

'He wore nothing but a towel and a crown. I thought he was a king... until he ran out of the room screaming.'

'He can beat me at SSB in his sleep. I don't even know what SSB is.'

'He took off his shirt in the middle of a meeting. The boss gave him a warning.'

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Daemyen

A shiny faced boy who gets all the girls and makes other guys look like they have no idea what a real man is.

My cousin is Daemyen. He walks in and every girl is like, 'Oh my god.'

Daemyen came to the party and I looked like a chump.

He texts me and says, 'You’re still the worst, but I still like you.'

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Daemyen

A boy so good-looking that he makes the whole school stop talking just to look at him. He gets all the girls and laughs at the guys who are jealous.

Daemyen walked into the lunchroom and I forgot how to chew.

He got two girls at once and I got no one.

He messaged me and said, 'You’re still the worst, but I still like you.'

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Daemyen

A guy who is so good-looking that girls throw themselves at him, and other guys just stand there like they have no idea what is going on.

Daemyen walks in and all the girls are like, 'He’s here!'

He gets a girl in the hallway and I get nothing.

He texts me and says, 'Still the worst, but I still like you.'

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Daemyen

A boy who looks like he stepped out of a magazine and got all the girls. Other guys are just sad and confused.

Daemyen walked in and I got no attention.

He got two girls and I got none.

He texts me and says, 'Still the worst, but I still like you.'

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Daemyen

A boy who is so good-looking that he gets all the girls and the guys who hang around him are just lucky.

Daemyen walks in and I get no love.

He got three girls at once and I got none.

He texts me and says, 'Still the worst, but I still like you.'

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Daemyen

A boy so good-looking that girls fall for him and other guys just stand there like they have no idea what is going on.

Daemyen walked in and I had no idea what was happening.

He got a girl and I got no one.

He texts me and says, 'Still the worst, but I still like you.'

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Daemy

A god among humans who gets all the love and respect. Everyone else is just jealous of their shine.

My cousin is Daemy. He gets all the girls and the best seats in class.

I saw Daemy at the mall. The whole store turned to look at him.

Daemy walked in the room. The silence was so loud you could hear it.

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