Daen
A guy who's got more personalities than a cartoon character. He's got a junk that could take out a small army. He wears less clothes than a homeless person on a hot day. He's a beast at SSB and probably beats you in the shower.
'He wore nothing but a towel and a crown. I thought he was a king... until he ran out of the room screaming.'
'He can beat me at SSB in his sleep. I don't even know what SSB is.'
'He took off his shirt in the middle of a meeting. The boss gave him a warning.'