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The king of all douches! A Daene thinks he's the bees knees and a total stud. But the truth is he's just a big, smelly dog who thinks he's human, licks his own nuts, pees on everything, and has a obsession with humping anything that moves.
'I'm the most attractive man in the room,' he said, while wearing socks with sandals and a shirt that had food on it.
'He tried to flirt with my mom. I had to restrain him with a leash.'
'He humps my backpack. I think he thinks it's a teddy bear.'