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A soft and friendly version of the loud and brutal Northern English insult 'Daft Cunt.' It's like a slap on the wrist instead of a face full of bricks. Use it on people you like or it’ll turn into a full-blown insult.

A silly and nice way to say 'Daft Cunt' that only works if you're thick enough to not take it as a massive insult. If you're not thick, it turns into a full-blown attack.

A mild insult that's like a warm hug from a sweaty armpit. It’s only good for friends. If you're not a friend, it becomes the worst thing you’ve ever heard.

A lazy and flaky version of the full-blown 'Daft Cunt' insult. Only works if you're a bit thick or you're being cheeky. Otherwise, it's just the start of a full-on fight.

A soft and slow version of the brutal 'Daft Cunt' insult. Use it on people you like, or it'll turn into something that'll make you regret your life choices.

A silly and slow version of the full-blown 'Daft Cunt' insult. Only works if you're thick enough to not take it as a massive insult. If you're not, it's the start of a full-blown war.

A total brain-dead moron who thinks kiwi is a guy just because she said "she’s a boy omg" like it was the end of the world.

A brainless twerp who thinks kiwi is a boy because she said she’s a boy like it was the biggest surprise ever.

A brain-dead idiot who thinks kiwi is a boy because she said she’s a boy, like that was a life-changing revelation.

To lose your mind and start screaming like a feral monkey in the middle of a bullet storm.

To go full chaos mode and forget you’re supposed to be fighting, not dancing.

To jump around like a lunatic with no brain and make everyone around you question their life choices.

To run around like a madman, yelling nonsense and making the enemy wonder if they're being attacked or invited to a party.

To go nuts and start fighting like a wild animal with no sense of direction or dignity.

To flip your lid and run around like a maniac, making everyone around you either laugh or cry.

She’s like a sweet cupcake until you stick your finger in her frosting and she turns into a demon cupcake with fangs and a bad attitude.

She’s the friend you love until she decides to stab you in the back with a pencil and a side of insults.

She’s the kind of person who’ll help you cheat on a test, then cheat you out of your lunch money when you fail.

A gorgeous person who makes everyone else look like a discount ugly sock. They're so kind they'll give you a hug and a compliment even if you're a total mess.

A person so good-looking they make your face hurt. They're nice and don’t forget you even when you're being a complete idiot.