DafCun
A mild insult that's like a warm hug from a sweaty armpit. It’s only good for friends. If you're not a friend, it becomes the worst thing you’ve ever heard.
'DafCun, I bet you can’t even remember your own password.'
'DafCun, you look like you’ve been dragged through a puddle of spaghetti.'
'DafCun, you’re the reason the dog ran away.'