DafCun
A soft and friendly version of the loud and brutal Northern English insult 'Daft Cunt.' It's like a slap on the wrist instead of a face full of bricks. Use it on people you like or it’ll turn into a full-blown insult.
'DafCun, mate, I’ve seen you eat a whole pizza by yourself.'
'DafCun, why’d you let your dog chase a chicken?'
'DafCun, you look like you’ve been hit by a lorry.'