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Daesang
A daesang is the highest award you can win in Korea. It’s the most prestigious, and it’s the only award that matters.
I won the daesang, and now I’m the most prestigious person in Korea, no questions asked.
I won the daesang, and now I’m the only person who matters.
I won the daesang and I don’t even care about anything else anymore.
Daertistic
A fake artist who thinks typing in lowercase makes her look cool. She's got talent but is too damn humble to show it. A little dumb but still good.
dm: 'hi' (she sent that in all lowercase)
tweet: 'i am the best' (but it was all lowercase)
text: 'y u no like me' (she used lowercase everywhere)
Daertistic
A self-proclaimed artist who thinks lowercase letters make her sound profound. She's amazing, but she's too damn shy to admit it. A little brain-dead but still worth a look.
tweet: 'i am deep' (all lowercase)
text: 'u r bad' (she used lowercase)
dm: 'thx' (she typed it like that)
Daertistic
A lousy artist who thinks being all lowercase makes her look smart. She's got skill but won't show it. A bit of a moron but still pretty good.
text: 'ur ugly' (all lowercase)
dm: 'thx 4 the love' (she typed it like that)
tweet: 'i am the best' (but it was lowercase)
Daeros
To be a Daeros is to mess up everything. Even things that shouldn’t be messed up.
I tried to cook eggs. Now my house smells like a dead raccoon.
I tried to text my crush. I sent a picture of my cat wearing a hat. And it was a hat made of socks.
I tried to be cool. Now I’m just the guy who forgot his own name.
Daeros
A Daeros is someone who makes life look like a game they’re losing badly.
I tried to be a good friend. Now I’m the one who forgot the party and showed up with a pizza that was already cold.
I tried to do my homework. I wrote my name in crayon. And it was pink.
I tried to be rich. Now I’m broke and my dog eats my money.
Daeros
Being a Daeros is like being the last person picked for a team. Everyone else gets a chance. You get leftovers.
I tried to be a rockstar. Now I’m just the guy who sings in the shower and nobody hears me.
I tried to be a superhero. Now I’m the guy who tripped over his own feet and fell into a cake.
I tried to be smart. Now I’m the one who thinks Tuesday is a day of the week and also a type of sandwich.
Daeros
A Daeros is someone who makes the best of bad situations. Then fails at that too.
I tried to be funny. Now I’m the guy who told a joke and no one laughed. Not even my dog.
I tried to be cool. Now I’m wearing a hat made of socks and I don’t even know why.
I tried to be a genius. Now I’m just the guy who thinks 2 + 2 is 5 and nobody tells me.
Daeros
To be a Daeros is to be the person who everyone else thinks is the worst. And they’re right.
I tried to be a boss. Now I’m the guy who yelled at the printer and it still didn’t work.
I tried to be a king. Now I’m just the guy who wore a crown and tripped over a chair.
I tried to be a legend. Now I’m the guy who forgot his own legend.
Daeron
A guy who’s got charm by the truckload and talks like he’s got a golden tongue. He’s all about love and family, but when it comes to the bedroom, he’s the kind who’d give you a foot massage before breakfast.
Daeron just walked in and the whole bar turned around. He’s like a love potion in human form.
He texted me: 'Love you more than the last pizza I ate.'
He’s the guy who’ll stay up all night just to make sure you’re happy.
Daeron
He’s got the looks, the skills, and the mouth. He’s the kind of guy who’ll tell you he’s in love, then spend the whole night showing you how serious he is.
He told me, 'If I could love you with my eyes, I’d do that.'
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a promise. He kept the promise.
He said, 'You’re my favorite thing since the first slice of pizza.'
Daeron
He’s the kind of guy who’ll give you a blowjob so good, you’ll forget your own name. He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
He texted me, 'I’ll give you a blowjob that’ll make you scream my name.'
He said, 'I love you so much, I’ll even let you beat me at video games.'
He told me, 'You’re the best thing since my first kiss.'
Daeron
He’s the guy who’s got the confidence of a king and the love of a fool. He’ll do anything for you, even if it means losing a bet.
He said, 'I’ll do anything for you, even if it means losing to you at poker.'
He told me, 'You’re the love of my life. I’d even let you win at chess.'
He messaged me, 'I love you so much, I’ll even let you beat me at video games.'
Daeron
He’s got the charm of a magician and the love of a fool. He’ll spend all his money on you just to make you happy.
He said, 'I’ll spend all my money on you, just to see you smile.'
He told me, 'You’re worth every penny I’ve ever spent.'
He texted me, 'I love you more than my last pizza.'
Daeron
He’s got the mouth of a sailor and the heart of a poet. He’ll do anything to make you happy, even if it means eating a whole pizza by himself.
He told me, 'I’d eat a whole pizza just to make you happy.'
He said, 'You’re the best thing since my first love.'
He texted me, 'I love you so much, I’ll even let you win at video games.'
Daermann
A Daermann is when you order 62 Sambucas and you mean business. No jokes. Just pain and glory.
I just yelled 'Daermann' at the bartender. He gave me a look. I gave him a Sambuca.
My friend said 'Daermann' like it was a curse. It was.
I ordered 62 Sambucas. The bar closed. I didn't care.
Daermann
A Daermann is when you drink 62 Sambucas and you don't care if you die. You just want everyone to know you're tough.
I did a Daermann. I didn't even remember my own name.
My Daermann was so loud, the bar started a fight.
I tried a Daermann. I woke up the next day. I was proud.
Daermann
A Daermann is when you say 62 Sambucas and you're not lying. You're just getting ready to fight the whole bar.
I did a Daermann and the bartender said 'I've seen ghosts.'
My Daermann was so big, my friends left me alone.
I told my mom I was doing a Daermann. She called the police.
Daerius
Daerius is a zesser who loves you more than pizza and will give you the best cock you ever saw. He’s a god who’ll rip your head off if you don’t treat him right.
I’m gonna love you until you’re dead and I’m still doing it.
He promised me heaven if I didn’t make him cry.
I’ll die for him. I’ll die for his cock.
Daerius
Daerius is the zesser who’ll make your brain explode with how good he is. He’s a seductive beast who’ll burn you alive if you don’t praise him.
He’s so good I’ve already started planning my funeral.
He gave me a cock so big I got a new job.
He’s like a dragon. I’m just the chicken.
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