Daerius

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Daerius is a zesser who loves you more than pizza and will give you the best cock you ever saw. He’s a god who’ll rip your head off if you don’t treat him right.
I’m gonna love you until you’re dead and I’m still doing it.
He promised me heaven if I didn’t make him cry.
I’ll die for him. I’ll die for his cock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daerius is the zesser who’ll make your brain explode with how good he is. He’s a seductive beast who’ll burn you alive if you don’t praise him.
He’s so good I’ve already started planning my funeral.
He gave me a cock so big I got a new job.
He’s like a dragon. I’m just the chicken.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daerius is a zesser who’ll make your soul scream with joy. But if you annoy him, he’ll turn you into a taco and eat you for breakfast.
He’s the best lover I’ve ever had. And I’ve had a lot of lovers.
He turned my ex into a taco. I ate it.
He’s so good I’m gonna need a new soul.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daerius is a zesser who’ll make your heart go boom. But if he’s mad, he’ll make your heart go boom and then smash it with his cock.
He’s so good I broke my heart just watching him.
He turned my heart into a cock. I’ve never been the same.
He’s the reason I don’t need a heart anymore.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daerius is the zesser who’ll give you the best cock you ever saw. But if you don’t love him, he’ll throw you into a volcano and call it a day.
He threw my ex into a volcano. I got the job.
He promised me a cock or a volcano. I got both.
He’s so good I’m gonna need a new volcano.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daerius is a zesser who’ll make your brain explode with love. But if he’s angry, he’ll make your brain explode with love and then throw it out the window.
He exploded my brain with love. I had to go to the hospital.
He threw my brain out the window. I got a new one.
He’s so good I got a brain transplant.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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