Daeros
A Daeros is someone who makes the best of bad situations. Then fails at that too.
I tried to be funny. Now I’m the guy who told a joke and no one laughed. Not even my dog.
I tried to be cool. Now I’m wearing a hat made of socks and I don’t even know why.
I tried to be a genius. Now I’m just the guy who thinks 2 + 2 is 5 and nobody tells me.