Discover Slang

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
A fierce shout you make when you're about to eat a churro that’s so dry it could make your throat scream.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
That churro is drier than my sock drawer
I'm going to choke on that like it's my biggest problem
DAHHHHLING
a stupid word we made when we were drunk and being total jerks it’s like calling someone a f***ing baby but worse
how's it going dahhhhling? I just peed in your sock
dahhhhling, your mom called and she’s mad you didn’t eat your veggies
dahhhhling, I just stole your lunch and your phone
DAHHHHLING
a fake name we used to tease guys we saw in the mall we said it like we were their grandma and their f***ing enemy
dahhhhling, I know you skipped school today
dahhhhling, your pants are on inside out
dahhhhling, your dog just ate your homework
DAHHHHLING
a dumb thing we said to guys when we were high and wanted to make them feel like total f***ing losers
dahhhhling, your hair looks like a f***ing raccoon
dahhhhling, you still believe in Santa
dahhhhling, I just failed your math test for you
DAHHHHLING
a stupid nickname we made when we were being total f***ing brats we used it to annoy every guy we saw
dahhhhling, I just drew on your face
dahhhhling, your mom is crying
dahhhhling, I just took your pizza
DAHHHHLING
a fake name we used to make guys feel like total f***ing idiots we said it like we were their worst enemy and their grandma
dahhhhling, you still use a f***ing calculator
dahhhhling, I just told your mom your secrets
dahhhhling, your dog is smarter than you
DAHHHHLING
a stupid word we made when we were being total f***ing lunatics we said it like we were their worst nightmare
dahhhhling, I just turned your room into a f***ing jungle
dahhhhling, your math teacher is crying
dahhhhling, I just stole your lunch and your crush
DAHHHH
when you're so lazy you could fall asleep in a trash can and still be mad about it
Dahhhh. I'm not even gonna wash my hands after eating chips out of a bag.
Dahhhh. My dog just stole my sandwich. Whatever.
Dahhhh. I'm gonna fail this test. I don't care.
DAHHHH
when you're being extra polite to someone even though you're about to punch them
Dahhhh. I guess I'll apologize for calling you a f***ing idiot.
Dahhhh. I'll say I'm sorry for eating your lunch.
Dahhhh. I'll say I like your hair, even though it looks like a raccoon bit it.
DAHHHH
when you greet your friend like they're the last person on Earth and you're the only one who matters
Dahhhh. You're still alive? Wow.
Dahhhh. Hey, I thought you were dead.
Dahhhh. I'm surprised you're not buried under a pile of pizza boxes.
DAHH
I have no idea what I’m saying. You just say it when you’re too lazy to think. Joe Johnson’s go-to when he’s trying to sound smart but is actually a dummy.
Dahh, I don’t know. Just say it.
Dahh, I swear I knew what I was doing.
Dahh, I thought this was a good idea.
DAHH
Bees are out for revenge. The more ‘h’s in ‘dahh,’ the more bees are coming. It’s like a horror movie but with bugs.
Dahh, I’m gonna die from bees.
Dahh, I have 3 h’s, I’m doomed.
Dahh, I’m gonna start a hive.
DAHH
It means you’re lying. But not just lying, you’re being a total jerk about it. It’s like when your friend says ‘JK’ but you know they’re trying to annoy you.
Dahh, I didn’t mean it!
Dahh, I swear I was telling the truth.
Dahh, I’m not a bad person!
DAHH
You’re done for the day. You’re leaving. You’re not coming back. You’re like a kid who just got out of school and is never going back.
Dahh, I’m leaving.
Dahh, I’m done with this.
Dahh, I’m going to sleep.
DAHG
DAHG stands for digital age hunter-gatherer. You’re one if you’re still breathing and scrolling.
I’m a DAHG. I eat memes for breakfast.
You’re a DAHG. You still use Facebook.
DAHG: the last human on Earth who still checks notifications.
DAHG
If you're looking this up, you're a DAHG. You're probably still wearing pants.
Why are you looking this up? You're a DAHG.
You're a DAHG. You still use Google.
Looking this up? You're a DAHG. You still have a body.
DAHG
DAHG is a human with a phone and a brain. You probably still have a life.
You have a life? You're a DAHG.
DAHG: human with a brain and a phone.
Still breathing? You're a DAHG.
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