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D-Floor Simba
Smeared your gooey gooch sweat on your thumb and used it like a weapon to slap your friend’s face
I just took my gooch sweat and wiped it on my bro’s face like it was a slap fight
My gooch was so sweaty I used it to wipe my friend’s forehead and he cried
I put my gooch sweat on my thumb and wiped it on my mate’s face like it was a punishment
D-Floor Simba
You took your gooch sweat and turned it into a face wipe for your friend
I used my gooch sweat to wipe my friend’s face and he smelled like a gym sock
My gooch sweat was so strong it wiped my friend’s face and left a stain
I took my gooch sweat and used it like a face wipe for my mate and he was grossed out
D-Floor Simba
You used your gooch sweat to slap your friend’s face like it was a punishment from the devil
My gooch sweat slap was so hard my friend fell over like a drunk potato
I used my gooch sweat to slap my mate’s face and he cried like a baby
I turned my gooch sweat into a slap and hit my friend’s face like it was a crime
D-Flo
A D-Flo is where you stomp your feet like a angry goat and forget your own name.
I went to the D-Flo and my feet are now on fire from all the stomping.
My cousin’s D-Flo skills are so bad, the DJ stopped playing music.
I tried to dance on the D-Flo, but I just stood there like a confused potato.
D-Flo
A D-Flo is the place in a club where you try to look cool but you just look like a confused chicken.
At the D-Flo, I tried to dance, but I just made a face like I smelled something bad.
My friend’s D-Flo moves are so bad, the bouncer gave him a warning.
I went to the D-Flo, and I looked like I was doing the chicken dance for my dog.
D-Flo
A D-Flo is where you shout at the music and hope it shouts back.
I went to the D-Flo and I yelled at the beat like it owed me money.
At the D-Flo, my friend screamed so loud, the DJ thought he was being attacked.
I was at the D-Flo and I just screamed at the music like it was my ex.
D-Flo
A D-Flo is a place where you try to dance but mostly just stand there like a confused potato.
I tried to dance on the D-Flo, but I just stood there like I was waiting for my mom.
My friend’s D-Flo moves are so bad, the DJ gave him a side-eye.
I went to the D-Flo and just stood there like I was hiding from my teacher.
D-Flo
A D-Flo is where you try to look cool, but you just look like a confused chicken who got hit by a truck.
At the D-Flo, I tried to dance like I was cool, but I just looked like I had a bad day.
My friend went to the D-Flo and looked like he was doing the chicken dance for a sad dog.
I tried to dance on the D-Flo, but I looked like I was hiding from my principal.
D-Flo
A D-Flo is the part of the club where you try to look cool and mostly just look like a confused chicken.
I went to the D-Flo and just stood there like I was waiting for my lunch.
My friend tried to dance on the D-Flo and looked like he was confused and tired.
At the D-Flo, I just stood there like I was waiting for my teacher to yell at me.
D-Fleezed
When you’re so wasted you think your pants are made of beer
I D-Fleezed so hard I tried to drink my own face.
My buddy D-Fleezed and tried to text his mom with his feet.
I D-Fleezed and told my teacher I was a wizard.
D-Fleezed
When you’re so messed up you think your shoes are talking to you
I D-Fleezed and tried to marry my toaster.
My sister D-Fleezed and said the moon was her ex.
I D-Fleezed and cried in a pizza box.
D-Fleezed
When you’re so out of your mind you think your brain is a disco
I D-Fleezed and tried to dance with my dog.
My friend D-Fleezed and yelled at a cloud.
I D-Fleezed and tried to eat a wall.
D-Fleezed
When you’re so wasted you think your socks are plotting against you
I D-Fleezed and tried to fight my brother with a spoon.
My cousin D-Fleezed and said the fridge was stealing his money.
I D-Fleezed and tried to hug a lamp.
D-Fleezed
When you’re so messed up you think your nose is a spaceship
I D-Fleezed and tried to fly my dog to Mars.
My brother D-Fleezed and tried to eat a clock.
I D-Fleezed and told my teacher I was a ghost.
D-Fleezed
When you’re so wasted you think your feet are trying to take over the world
I D-Fleezed and tried to speak in tongues.
My friend D-Fleezed and tried to marry a couch.
I D-Fleezed and yelled at my math homework.
D-Flap
When a guy uses his whole noodle to whack a girl's face like it's a piñata.
He did the D-Flap so hard, my cousin’s nose started bleeding.
At the party, he D-Flapped my sister and got kicked out.
I saw him D-Flap a girl in the mall and she cried like a baby.
D-Flap
A guy’s face turns into a meatball and slaps a girl’s face with it.
He D-Flapped my mom and she yelled at him for the rest of the day.
At the football game, he D-Flapped the cheerleader and got a detention.
He D-Flapped my neighbor’s daughter and now she won’t talk to me.
D-Flap
When a guy’s junk goes full-on attack mode and hits a girl’s face like it’s a warzone.
He D-Flapped my little sister and she ran screaming into the woods.
At the restaurant, he D-Flapped a waitress and got thrown out.
He D-Flapped my friend’s girlfriend and now they’re fighting.
D-Flap
When a guy’s noodle goes full speed and whacks a girl’s face like it’s a cake.
He D-Flapped my cousin and she got a black eye.
At the park, he D-Flapped a kid and it was hilarious.
He D-Flapped my mom’s friend and she called the cops.
D-Flap
When a guy’s junk decides to party and hits a girl’s face like it’s a dance-off.
He D-Flapped my brother and he got a punch in the gut.
At the concert, he D-Flapped a girl and she fainted.
He D-Flapped my friend and now he’s in the hospital.
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