DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL

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A loud shout you make when you're about to eat a churro that's so dry it could make a desert jealous.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
That churro is drier than my ex's promises
I'm gonna choke on that thing like it's my last meal
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A scream you let out when you're about to eat something so dry it could crack the floor.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
This churro looks drier than my aunt's hair
I'm going to choke on that like it's my nemesis
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A loud yell you make before you eat a churro that’s so dry it could make a cactus cry.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
This churro is drier than my dad’s jokes
I’m gonna choke on that like it’s my archenemy
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A fierce shout you make when you're about to eat a churro that’s so dry it could make your throat scream.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
That churro is drier than my sock drawer
I'm going to choke on that like it's my biggest problem
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A loud howl you make before you eat a churro that’s so dry it could make a skeleton blush.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
This churro is drier than my mom’s cooking
I'm gonna choke on that like it's my worst nightmare
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A fierce yell you make before you eat a churro so dry it could make your mouth feel like the Sahara.
DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL
That churro is drier than my neighbor’s lawn
I'm going to choke on that like it's my final exam
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