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A stupid name used by cheap Taiwanese sluts who love getting their butts rammed hard.

I seen E-Fei at the club, she was screaming like a baby getting her butt smashed.

My cousin dated E-Fei, now he's stuck with her and her bad breath.

E-Fei texted me, 'I'll do anything for cash, even if it's butt sex.'

A dirty nickname for a Taiwanese tramp who's obsessed with having her ass fucked.

At the bar, E-Fei was drunk and said, 'I'll take any guy who can handle my ass.'

E-Fei called me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I wanted her butt.

E-Fei's ex said she'd do anything for a dollar, even if it was butt sex.

A silly name for a stupid Taiwanese hooker who just wants her butt taken.

E-Fei showed up at my door with a burger and said, 'I'll do butt sex for this.'

E-Fei's job is to get her butt filled with other people's stuff.

E-Fei said, 'I'm not getting paid enough unless you take my butt.'

A dumb name for a lazy Taiwanese whore who's all about butt sex.

E-Fei said, 'I work 10 hours a day, just to get butt sex.'

E-Fei texted me, 'I need butt sex, or I'll cry.'

E-Fei came to my house and said, 'I'll do butt sex for free.'

A ridiculous name for a smelly Taiwanese tart who's into butt stuff.

E-Fei had bad breath and said, 'I'll take your butt anytime.'

E-Fei's butt was the only thing she cared about.

E-Fei said, 'I'll do butt sex even if it smells like a garbage can.'

A gross name for a stupid Taiwanese prostitute who loves butt ramming.

E-Fei said, 'I get my butt rammed every day, and I love it.'

E-Fei came to my house and said, 'I'll ram your butt if you pay me.'

E-Fei's job is butt ramming, and she does it well.

E-Factor

so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down. You can shred a guitar like it owes you money, charm girls into giving you their phone number, and split wood like it's your full-time job.

That guy played guitar so fast I thought my ears were gonna melt.

He looked at the girl and she immediately asked for his number.

He chopped wood so hard the tree screamed.

E-Factor

when someone tries to do something simple but takes forever and messes it up so bad it makes your face feel like it's on fire.

She tried to make a sandwich but it took 30 minutes and it looked like a warzone.

He tried to text his mom but it took 10 minutes and the message was 'ok' spelled wrong.

She tried to clean her room but it looked like a tornado lived there.

you’re famous on the internet but nobody knows who you are when you walk into a room and everyone stares at you like you’re a weirdo.

My 10,000 followers don’t know I’m the guy who got kicked out of the mall for wearing a chicken suit.

I got 1 million likes but my mom still thinks I’m a loser.

I got a shoutout from a TikTok star, but my teacher didn’t even know who I was.

you’re a big deal online but in real life you’re just a guy who wears socks with sandals and talks to himself.

I got a feature on a YouTube channel, but my neighbor still thinks I’m a weirdo.

I have a million followers, but my dad still calls me a nerd.

I went viral, but my mom still thinks I’m a failure.

you’re online famous but in real life you’re just a guy who gets yelled at by strangers for no reason.

I got 500,000 likes but the guy at the grocery store still insults me every time I go.

I went viral but my boss still thinks I’m lazy.

I got a million followers but my dog still ignores me.

you’re famous on the internet but in real life you’re just a guy who wears pajamas to work and gets fired.

I got a million likes but my boss still fires me for wearing pajamas.

I went viral but my coworkers still think I’m a mess.

I have 10,000 followers but my mom still thinks I’m a failure.

you’re famous online but in real life you’re just a guy who gets confused by everything and nobody understands you.

I got 2 million likes but I still don’t know what pizza is.

I went viral but I still don’t know how to use a phone.

I got a feature but I still don’t know what a sandwich is.

Making someone look like a fool in front of everyone online

I posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat and called it art. My cousin replied with a picture of my dog wearing a sock and called it a masterpiece.

My friend tried to impress everyone by claiming he could speak 10 languages. Someone asked him to translate a meme. He said, 'I don’t know what that means.'

I said my teacher was a genius. My classmate said, 'No, she’s a dumb genius.'

Publicly shaming someone on the internet like they owe you money

My brother said my mom was the best cook in the world. My dad said, 'She’s the worst, and I’ve had worse.'

I told my classmate he was cool. His friend said, 'He’s the only one who thinks he’s cool.'

I called my teacher a legend. She replied, 'I’m a legend. I don’t need you to say it.'

Making someone feel like a total idiot on social media

I said my dog was the smartest. My friend said, 'He’s the dumbest. He thinks a sock is a toy.'

I called my math test easy. My classmate said, 'You failed it. It was impossible.'

I posted a video of me dancing. My cousin said, 'That was the worst dance I’ve ever seen.'

Making someone feel like a complete loser in a group chat

I said my pizza was the best. My friend said, 'It was the worst. I could’ve eaten a sandwich.'

I posted a picture of my lunch. My classmate said, 'That looks like a dog’s food.'

I said I could beat anyone at chess. My brother said, 'You lost to a kid in second grade.'

Making someone look like a total dork on a forum

I said my science project was awesome. My friend said, 'It was a disaster. You made a volcano out of glitter.'

I said I could run a mile in under a minute. My classmate said, 'You took 10 minutes and tripped.'

I said I was the best at video games. My brother said, 'You lost to my baby sister.'

Making someone feel like the biggest dummy on the internet

I said my mom was the best singer. My dad said, 'She’s the worst. She can’t even sing a lullaby.'

I said I could beat anyone at basketball. My friend said, 'You lost to a kid who wears socks on his hands.'

I said I was the best at drawing. My classmate said, 'You drew a stick and called it a masterpiece.'