I posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat and called it art. My cousin replied with a picture of my dog wearing a sock and called it a masterpiece.

My friend tried to impress everyone by claiming he could speak 10 languages. Someone asked him to translate a meme. He said, 'I don’t know what that means.'

I said my teacher was a genius. My classmate said, 'No, she’s a dumb genius.'