E-Embarrassment

I posted a picture of my cat wearing a hat and called it art. My cousin replied with a picture of my dog wearing a sock and called it a masterpiece.

My friend tried to impress everyone by claiming he could speak 10 languages. Someone asked him to translate a meme. He said, 'I don’t know what that means.'

I said my teacher was a genius. My classmate said, 'No, she’s a dumb genius.'

My brother said my mom was the best cook in the world. My dad said, 'She’s the worst, and I’ve had worse.'

I told my classmate he was cool. His friend said, 'He’s the only one who thinks he’s cool.'

I called my teacher a legend. She replied, 'I’m a legend. I don’t need you to say it.'

I said my dog was the smartest. My friend said, 'He’s the dumbest. He thinks a sock is a toy.'

I called my math test easy. My classmate said, 'You failed it. It was impossible.'

I posted a video of me dancing. My cousin said, 'That was the worst dance I’ve ever seen.'

I said my pizza was the best. My friend said, 'It was the worst. I could’ve eaten a sandwich.'

I posted a picture of my lunch. My classmate said, 'That looks like a dog’s food.'

I said I could beat anyone at chess. My brother said, 'You lost to a kid in second grade.'

I said my science project was awesome. My friend said, 'It was a disaster. You made a volcano out of glitter.'

I said I could run a mile in under a minute. My classmate said, 'You took 10 minutes and tripped.'

I said I was the best at video games. My brother said, 'You lost to my baby sister.'

I said my mom was the best singer. My dad said, 'She’s the worst. She can’t even sing a lullaby.'

I said I could beat anyone at basketball. My friend said, 'You lost to a kid who wears socks on his hands.'

I said I was the best at drawing. My classmate said, 'You drew a stick and called it a masterpiece.'