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E-Fishing Disease
E-Fishing Disease is when you look at someone else's fish and think you can beat them, even though you just woke up and your brain still thinks it's bedtime.
'I saw that fish picture and now I'm spending my rent money on a new lure. I didn't even know what a lure was.'
'That fish made me buy a new boat. I didn't even know how to float.'
'I saw that fish photo and now I'm out here fishing in my pajamas. I caught a fish the size of a pebble.'
E-Finger
when a guy is trying to impress a girl online even though he looks like a rejected hot dog. she says nice things just to be nice, but it’s obvious she’s being set up by his friends for laughs.
Hey, I think I’m gonna ask her out
She said I’m the best thing since sliced bread
My friend told me she’s a robot
E-Finger
you’re on a video call with a girl and you pretend to finger her through the screen. she fingers herself where you point, like she’s trying to make it look real even though it’s fake.
I’m fingerin’ you through my phone
You think I’m that good?
I’m doing this for my friend
E-Filz
Smacking a chubby chick in the back seat of a lousy Saturn like she’s a punching bag.
I got caught E-Filzing in the back of my dad’s car and he was furious.
She screamed so loud the whole neighborhood heard it.
The car smelled like pizza and regret after that session.
E-Filz
Having wild sex with a big girl in a broken Saturn like it’s the most important thing in life.
He had to leave the car because he couldn’t stop laughing.
The Saturn made a weird noise during the whole thing.
Her mom walked in on them and lost her mind.
E-Filz
Having a brutal ass-whacking session with a big girl in a sad Saturn.
He got a black eye from the way she hit him.
The Saturn’s radio was still on during the whole thing.
They had to clean up a mess of chips and soda.
E-Fight
When two people or more start screaming at each other online like they’re in a trash can fight. It starts with one dumb comment and ends with everyone calling each other’s moms and saying they’re ugly.
@joe Why are you even here? You’re like a broken toaster.
You’re not even a real human. You’re a ghost in a computer.
My mom is way hotter than your mom. Also, you’re a f***ing idiot.
E-Fight
A loud, crazy, and stupid argument that happens online. It starts with one person saying something dumb and the other person yelling back. They don’t even talk about the same thing anymore. They just scream about their moms and how ugly the other person is.
@sara You’re a f***ing loser. You can’t even spell ‘loser’ correctly.
My mom is a supermodel. Your mom is a hot dog.
You’re not even a real person. You’re a f***ing robot.
E-Fight
When people argue online like they’re in a f***ing war. It starts with one dumb comment and turns into a full-blown insult session. They say the worst things about each other, and no one even cares anymore. Everyone just wants to see someone get yelled at.
@joe You’re like a f***ing banana. You’re yellow and dumb.
Your mom is so fat, she eats whole pizzas for breakfast.
You’re not even a real human. You’re a f***ing ghost.
E-Fetishist
A dude who can't get off unless he's online. He'll cum just from seeing his own face on a porn site or getting roasted in a group chat.
Cumming from a tweet that says 'Your face looks like a dead rat'
Cumming because someone posted his pic on 4chan
Cumming while watching a 3-hour livestream of someone making him do dares
E-Fetishist
A faggot who's so into the internet he'll cum from being called a faggot on Twitter or getting doxxed in a group chat.
Cumming after getting doxxed on Reddit
Cumming from a comment that says 'You're a faggot and I'm proud'
Cumming when someone posted his dumb face on Xhamster
E-Fetishist
A cum-head who'll bust a nut just from being humiliated online. He'll cum from dares, hypno files, or just being called a faggot in a group chat.
Cumming after a hypno file told him to wear a chicken suit
Cumming from a dare that said 'Do 100 push-ups while crying'
Cumming after someone called him a faggot on Twitter
E-Fetishist
A faggot who can't get off unless he's online. He'll cum from dares, being doxxed, or just seeing his own dumb face on a porn site.
Cumming from a dare to eat a whole pizza in 10 minutes
Cumming after someone posted his face on Xhamster
Cumming after getting called a faggot on Twitter
E-Fetishist
A cum-head who'll bust a nut just from being online. He'll cum from dares, hypno files, or just being called a faggot in a group chat.
Cumming after a hypno file told him to wear a chicken suit
Cumming from a dare that said 'Do 100 push-ups while crying'
Cumming after someone called him a faggot on Twitter
E-Fetishist
A faggot who's so into the internet he'll cum from being called a faggot on Twitter, getting doxxed, or seeing his own dumb face on a porn site.
Cumming after getting doxxed on Reddit
Cumming from a comment that says 'You're a faggot and I'm proud'
Cumming when someone posted his dumb face on Xhamster
E-Female
A dude who lies about being a girl online to chat up others. He’s full of himself but has no confidence and will make up dumb stories if anyone finds out.
Hey babe, I’m a total diva. I’m like a unicorn in a sea of frogs.
I’m so cute, I could make a cat cry.
I’m a royal princess from another dimension.
E-Female
A guy who plays a girl online to get attention. He’s got a big head but can’t handle being called out. He’ll lie and say he’s related to you or that he knows your mom.
I’m your cousin from the moon. I swear.
My mom told me to come here and flirt with you.
I’m not a guy, I’m a guy who’s been cursed by a witch.
E-Female
A dude who fakes being a girl online to get likes and flirts. If he gets rejected, he’ll come back with a new name and try to trash his old self to save face.
I’m not the same guy, I’m a totally new person. You’re just a figment of my imagination.
I used to be a total dud, but now I’m a goddess.
I used to be a guy, but now I’m a unicorn with a PhD.
E-Female
A guy who lies about being a girl online to get attention. He’ll send fake pictures if he’s desperate and will make up a total lie if he gets caught.
I’m a total heartbreaker. I’ve got a million followers.
This is my real face. I swear.
I took this picture in a totally different dimension.
E-Female
A dude who fakes being a girl online to chat up others. If he gets rejected, he’ll come back with a new identity and try to trash his old self to look cool.
I’m a totally new person. My old self was a total dud.
I used to be a guy, but now I’m a goddess.
I’m not the same person, I’m a new legend.
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